Sb
@xtasbe.bsky.social
Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
Just a quiet game at Fulham then
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just a quiet game at Fulham then
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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He was good in the air tonight.
Austria Salzburg midfielder Matthew Collins and his dad this past weekend
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He was good in the air tonight.
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From this day in 2016.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
From this day in 2016.
I walked past the shops - and we have a functioning post office here, by the way - but instead people prefer to stand in the rain jabbing at a screen that doesn't work at the royal mail parcel robot outside the Premier store. What a fucking world
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I walked past the shops - and we have a functioning post office here, by the way - but instead people prefer to stand in the rain jabbing at a screen that doesn't work at the royal mail parcel robot outside the Premier store. What a fucking world
I think we can all agree that Christmas is here now
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think we can all agree that Christmas is here now
Davies! Estelle! Oddie! Brooke Taylor! Harris! What a lineup.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Davies! Estelle! Oddie! Brooke Taylor! Harris! What a lineup.
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I like that, much as we all love George the man, nobody’s nominating anything from his lengthy cocktail-jazz-noodling, “here’s one off the new album” Olympic-ing, third chapter.
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I like that, much as we all love George the man, nobody’s nominating anything from his lengthy cocktail-jazz-noodling, “here’s one off the new album” Olympic-ing, third chapter.
Elf on the Shelf season begins on Facebook
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Elf on the Shelf season begins on Facebook
Now look at this. Bruegel re imagined. Beautiful
Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 1
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Now look at this. Bruegel re imagined. Beautiful
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
And I was RIGHT NOT TO BE OPTIMISTIC
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
And I was RIGHT NOT TO BE OPTIMISTIC
What can I say, I'm a purist. Club Tropicana holds special memories because me and my mate dropped acid in a townie nightclub and got terrified by the Cicadas/ slap bass intro
WMUBYGG
Last Christmas
Careless Whisper
Club Tropicana
Young Guns (Go For It)
WMUBYGG
Last Christmas
Careless Whisper
Club Tropicana
Young Guns (Go For It)
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What can I say, I'm a purist. Club Tropicana holds special memories because me and my mate dropped acid in a townie nightclub and got terrified by the Cicadas/ slap bass intro
WMUBYGG
Last Christmas
Careless Whisper
Club Tropicana
Young Guns (Go For It)
WMUBYGG
Last Christmas
Careless Whisper
Club Tropicana
Young Guns (Go For It)
Not optimistic about the football today lads
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Not optimistic about the football today lads
"this eggnog is very eggy"
Bloody hell, I hope that is a typo! A whole glass?!! Thank you but a definite no thanks!
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"this eggnog is very eggy"
Drank Georgian wine last night
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Drank Georgian wine last night
Once again the Uber tip remains unclaimed because the prick didn't let me put my seatbelt on before driving off
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Once again the Uber tip remains unclaimed because the prick didn't let me put my seatbelt on before driving off
It's quite alright actually
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's quite alright actually
Only Spurs can ruin my coupon now
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Only Spurs can ruin my coupon now
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Just arrived at the Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Just arrived at the Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Austin Metro
MGB GT
Peugeot 106
Mitsubishi Colt
MG 3
Austin Metro
MGB GT
Peugeot 106
Mitsubishi Colt
MG 3
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
Toyota Starlet
VW Golf
Smart Coupe
Mercedes C Class
Skoda Octavia
Toyota Starlet
VW Golf
Smart Coupe
Mercedes C Class
Skoda Octavia
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Austin Metro
MGB GT
Peugeot 106
Mitsubishi Colt
MG 3
Austin Metro
MGB GT
Peugeot 106
Mitsubishi Colt
MG 3
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Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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