Busting it Down in my Mind Palace
@arachnojorts.bsky.social
I’m gonna scromit. If you know me in real life - no you don’t.
Winning once is never enough. It took the second nuke to prove it wasn’t God’s doing.
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Winning once is never enough. It took the second nuke to prove it wasn’t God’s doing.
Sometimes I listen to business men talk about Return Off Instruction and I don’t get it
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Sometimes I listen to business men talk about Return Off Instruction and I don’t get it
JOI but it’s really difficult and you do need the instructions
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
JOI but it’s really difficult and you do need the instructions
Bob Ross would have made the world’s greatest JOI series
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Bob Ross would have made the world’s greatest JOI series
Hating JOI but loving LEGO makes you an elitist prick
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hating JOI but loving LEGO makes you an elitist prick
What God forgot when she gave us free will is the glory of paint-by-numbers and JOI videos
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What God forgot when she gave us free will is the glory of paint-by-numbers and JOI videos
Bald chef ratatouille’d by pubes
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Bald chef ratatouille’d by pubes
I was clapping cheeks so long neighbors thought it was a film festival
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I was clapping cheeks so long neighbors thought it was a film festival
Puppygirls mad I only bought a yorkie cage. Start yoga NOW
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Puppygirls mad I only bought a yorkie cage. Start yoga NOW
If I throw it back and no one is there to catch it, did it even clap?
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If I throw it back and no one is there to catch it, did it even clap?
I’m hittin tiktok dances on your stoop grippers out rn and you can’t do shit
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m hittin tiktok dances on your stoop grippers out rn and you can’t do shit
Learning to tap dance bc I got an opp funeral coming up
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Learning to tap dance bc I got an opp funeral coming up
All my friends would read you a picture book and do the voices if you asked nicely. You can’t say the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All my friends would read you a picture book and do the voices if you asked nicely. You can’t say the same.
Your first manic episode gets to be longer than the others bc it’s the pilot
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Your first manic episode gets to be longer than the others bc it’s the pilot
Chess is last place safe in society for killing clergy with horses
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Chess is last place safe in society for killing clergy with horses
JOI Challenge: Cum Before the Ferris Wheel Makes a Full Rotation
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
JOI Challenge: Cum Before the Ferris Wheel Makes a Full Rotation
They should let you do bumper cars drunk as hell
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
They should let you do bumper cars drunk as hell
If you make her queef just right you can get stuck, stay safe
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you make her queef just right you can get stuck, stay safe
Lo mein but it’s one singular noodle in a greasy yet elaborate knot
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lo mein but it’s one singular noodle in a greasy yet elaborate knot
Panera Lemonade that makes you so sleepy you could die
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Panera Lemonade that makes you so sleepy you could die
Peanut butter has an evil twin named Shitseed Margerine
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Peanut butter has an evil twin named Shitseed Margerine
Eating white meat chicken is still technically breastfeeding
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Eating white meat chicken is still technically breastfeeding
Atlantis could still be out there
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Atlantis could still be out there
Thin slicing chicken tikka and calling it Delhi Meat
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Thin slicing chicken tikka and calling it Delhi Meat
Is Frosted Flakes a good cereal or does the horny furry mascot make me think I’m enjoying it?
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is Frosted Flakes a good cereal or does the horny furry mascot make me think I’m enjoying it?