Andrew Koeser
arborkoeser.bsky.social
Andrew Koeser
@arborkoeser.bsky.social
Associate Professor University of Florida. Urban Tree Researcher. Father of four. Martial arts, biking, board games, books. Sending witty posts to the Bluesky void.
That feeling you get when you assemble a new piece of furniture from Ikea without reading the instructions and still have a dozen pieces leftover.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Online booksellers: I would love to see a function where I could select writing gimmicks I hate from a list of options in my profile. My first check mark would be "unreliable narrator."
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Andrew Koeser
This was really cool to see, @arborkoeser.bsky.social covered my recent research in his blog 'Rooted in Tree Research'. It's well-written and funny #scicom. If you've ever wondered what happens to a root when you cut through it with a spade, check it out blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/gcrec/2025/1...
A Cut Below: How Pruning Techniques and Timing Impact Damage and Regrowth (Tree Journal Club 9) - Gulf Coast Research and Education Center
Tree Root Pruning Research Findings
blogs.ifas.ufl.edu
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When the paper you are reading is so old, that the lake that served as the study site is renamed (Lake Tarpon) and the county has been further divided (this is now Pinellas Co.) Amazing to think this occurred so long ago (1889) yet so close by.
July 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@washingtonpost.com had an indepth and highly visual article on the risks associated with low urban tree diversity. Nicely done.

www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
What trees are most common in your city? And are they at risk?
Many urban canopies across U.S. cities are dominated by only a handful of tree types, putting them at risk of being wiped out by an insect or disease.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Student: What method do you use to file your references?

Me: Uh....well...
July 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The commencement speaker at my girlfriend's school this year. As a nerdy elder millennial, this pick is just amazing. Listening to the theme song today, it still slaps.
May 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Was this paper sponsored by Poland Springs? Also...how do you carefully arrange something to have a random configuration?
May 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Words I never thought I would read in a statistics textbook. It has my attention. @jaspstats.bsky.social @profandyfield.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I got on the Ghibli train.
March 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Very interesting survey. Please pass around!

As a forester I get a kick out of the slow science. Everything is slow when you work on tree time. I have a cohort of trees that I work with where data collection began before I was born (I do not plan to replicate the study before publication).
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I was talking to a reporter about our efforts to increase urban tree species diversity. We talked about all the economic, environmental, policy, and social factors that constrain supply to a handful of go-to tree species.
March 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
🌳🥼 Tree Research Journal Club 1. In this blog post we share our thoughts on a nice study of a very niche topic - pruner design and its impact on tree wound response. blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/gcrec/2025/0...
Shear Genius: Investigating How Hand Pruner Type Impacts Wounding Response (Journal Club 1) - UF/IFAS Gulf Coast Research and Education Center
a review of research on anvil pruners, bypass pruners, and double-bladed pruners
blogs.ifas.ufl.edu
March 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Andrew Koeser
Why not just melt down the Statue of Liberty or tip over the Washington Monument?
The Trump administration is planning to cancel its lease at a government laboratory in Hawaii, a site where scientists support key observations of surging greenhouse gas levels in the atmosphere, according to a list obtained by Democratic members of Congress and shared with The Post.
Trump moves to close facility that helps track planet-warming pollution
The lab is connected to the Mauna Loa Observatory, where scientists gather data to produce the Keeling Curve, a chart on the daily status of atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That's a bold way to start off a methods section.
March 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Turning off the autohide on my scroll bars has improved the user experience on my Chromebooks significantly.
March 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Andrew Koeser
the fallout from the Francesca Gino research misconduct scandal isn't over. @engber.bsky.social writes about how an effort by some of her colleagues to self-audit their work with her ended up raising even more questions — for them personally and their whole field www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
The Business-School Scandal That Just Keeps Getting Bigger
The rot runs deeper than almost anyone has guessed.
www.theatlantic.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM