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arcanecrystal.bsky.social
Crystal
@arcanecrystal.bsky.social
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Eidolon Playtest, The Book of Mudora, MCU Complete Me at audioentropy.com
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 27m
matrix revolutions certainly has the most cgi per minute of all the films... large portions are shots of actors in a chair cut into an animated movie
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 57m
they have to make up movies where lex luthor loses because they know lex luthor wins in real life... cynical schemes always beat heroic integrity... the more honest heroic fiction is about noble losers...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
superhumanly good! so good that you're like a character from a movie! a villainous genius always one step ahead!
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
the fucked up thing is that the criteria you use to identify cloud as a loser are identical to the criteria others use to identify him as a closeted trans woman
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
and why not? he and all his friends are programs. he has designed sentient programs himself. why shouldn't humans also be designed from his perspective.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
what am i saying of course he's a deist. he doesn't "believe" in God but simply rationally deduces the first mover.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
"an emotion designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason"... this is how the architect describes love. but he uses the word "designed"... the architect believes in God? 🤨
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
the oracle is a dark empath... she manipulates people with lies in the service of a peaceful future...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
fans will buy a lot and pay a lot, therefore it is useful for a company to facilitate fandom... however, there is a limit to how much even a fan will buy and pay... and when they feel betrayed, they can get nasty... but it works out, because their needs can always be commercially responded to.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
sleepy makeout...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
it probably feels so bad to read scathing criticism of a media property that you use as scaffolding for your sense of self
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
right now!!!
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
the matrix reloaded really believes in the erotic power of making out. neo and trinity can't stop themselves in the elevator. persephone wants to make out with neo because she knows a man truly in love would be really good at it.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1h
redpills are selected from talented computer hackers... people whose minds are attuned to machines. such a logical thinker could not deny the architect's deal to preserve humanity for one more cycle.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
ok you're right. you're absolutely right. the sex is bad. the sex is not good. they don't have fun and they don't have a good time. but. the cuddling afterwards is good.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
astute viewers will note that neo understands the architect much faster than he understands the oracle. almost as if he is more machine than man...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
oh that's true eri is not a dark empath.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
it probably felt so good for the oracle to tell neo that he must decide for himself whether or not to trust her, knowing full well that neo should not trust her
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
anyone can be manipulated as long as you speak their language and appeal to their biases...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 2h
god it would feel so validating to hear this
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 3h
did i post anything insanely mean or evil today. i don't remember.
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 3h
hes so cute in the corner...
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 1d
Three Grown Ups returns with special guest @yuri-librarian.bsky.social to discuss Nora Ephron's 1994 not-a-cult-classic Mixed Nuts! I forgot to watch the movie but I try to contribute anyway!
Episode 3: Mixed Nuts — Audio Entropy
Crystal forgot to watch the movie, but she still tries to contribute to Rexy and Maxie ’s discussion of Nora Ephron’s 1994 Christmas comedy: Mixed Nuts. They are also assisted by film buff Ashley...
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dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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Crystal @arcanecrystal.bsky.social · 4h
you're kinda funny about it though.
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