Archaeoashley
@archaeoashley.bsky.social
Archaeologist and generally decent human being.
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Archaeoashley
@archaeoashley.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Where is the exit from this dystopian hellscape?
Just to reiterate
Fuck the “king”.
What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
June 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just to reiterate
Hectic last few weeks! Today is my 18th Monday.
Recent events in my life: I’m painting my living room.
Oh yeah, and I was promoted to Director of Laboratory and Curation Management at work.
Recent events in my life: I’m painting my living room.
Oh yeah, and I was promoted to Director of Laboratory and Curation Management at work.
April 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hectic last few weeks! Today is my 18th Monday.
Recent events in my life: I’m painting my living room.
Oh yeah, and I was promoted to Director of Laboratory and Curation Management at work.
Recent events in my life: I’m painting my living room.
Oh yeah, and I was promoted to Director of Laboratory and Curation Management at work.
Last year, I initiated cleanup and disposition of over 1400 boxes of “Legacy Collections”from many of our offices (completion pending) Collections from various investigations conducted as early as 1980. Ask me about my work!
I call this the “Everything but the kitchen sink…oh look a bathroom sink!”
I call this the “Everything but the kitchen sink…oh look a bathroom sink!”
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Last year, I initiated cleanup and disposition of over 1400 boxes of “Legacy Collections”from many of our offices (completion pending) Collections from various investigations conducted as early as 1980. Ask me about my work!
I call this the “Everything but the kitchen sink…oh look a bathroom sink!”
I call this the “Everything but the kitchen sink…oh look a bathroom sink!”
I like to think Luigi in a green sweater was a purposeful decision.
February 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I like to think Luigi in a green sweater was a purposeful decision.
Fuck the “king”.
What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fuck the “king”.
My brain cannot fathom that we are not being “Punk’d”…
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My brain cannot fathom that we are not being “Punk’d”…
Apparently it is “ill advised” to make sure “Money Money Money” by ABBA is playing during a scheduled visit from the CEO.
I am now currently compiling a playlist. Suggestions welcome.
I am now currently compiling a playlist. Suggestions welcome.
February 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Apparently it is “ill advised” to make sure “Money Money Money” by ABBA is playing during a scheduled visit from the CEO.
I am now currently compiling a playlist. Suggestions welcome.
I am now currently compiling a playlist. Suggestions welcome.
I’m tired of waking up like “WHY THE FUCK ARE WE LETTING THIS HAPPEN?”
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m tired of waking up like “WHY THE FUCK ARE WE LETTING THIS HAPPEN?”
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
Not allowed to use pronouns in your email signature any more and scared of retribution for not removing? Try malicious compliance! There are other ways to indicate preference outside of the binary.
Sincerely,
Archaeoashley, NB
Archaeoashley, Per
Tiz, Fren, Div, Ind, etc.
Sincerely,
Archaeoashley, NB
Archaeoashley, Per
Tiz, Fren, Div, Ind, etc.
February 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Not allowed to use pronouns in your email signature any more and scared of retribution for not removing? Try malicious compliance! There are other ways to indicate preference outside of the binary.
Sincerely,
Archaeoashley, NB
Archaeoashley, Per
Tiz, Fren, Div, Ind, etc.
Sincerely,
Archaeoashley, NB
Archaeoashley, Per
Tiz, Fren, Div, Ind, etc.
“I have been assured by a very knowing acquaintance…, [that the ruling elite] are a most delicious nourishing and wholesome meal, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration…”
One person’s satire is another’s instruction manual…
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration…”
One person’s satire is another’s instruction manual…
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“I have been assured by a very knowing acquaintance…, [that the ruling elite] are a most delicious nourishing and wholesome meal, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration…”
One person’s satire is another’s instruction manual…
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration…”
One person’s satire is another’s instruction manual…
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We strongly urge you not to resign and recommend seeking legal counsel!
January 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
We strongly urge you not to resign and recommend seeking legal counsel!
I trust the use ChatGBT for professional purposes about as much as I trust Orin Scrivello as a dentist.
January 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I trust the use ChatGBT for professional purposes about as much as I trust Orin Scrivello as a dentist.
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Don't Panic! How to fight fascism as an archaeologist.
Hey, archaeologists! As archaeologists, we tend to be the doing sort, the busybodies shoveling and sorting, keeping and caring, custodians of time, places, people, it's time to lean into that!
blacktrowelcollective.wordpress.com/2024/11/13/d...
Hey, archaeologists! As archaeologists, we tend to be the doing sort, the busybodies shoveling and sorting, keeping and caring, custodians of time, places, people, it's time to lean into that!
blacktrowelcollective.wordpress.com/2024/11/13/d...
Don’t Panic! How to Fight Fascism as an Archaeologist
Hey, archaeologists! As archaeologists, we tend to be the doing sort, the busybodies shovelling and sorting, keeping and caring, custodians of time, places, people. It’s time to lean into that, to …
blacktrowelcollective.wordpress.com
November 13, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Don't Panic! How to fight fascism as an archaeologist.
Hey, archaeologists! As archaeologists, we tend to be the doing sort, the busybodies shoveling and sorting, keeping and caring, custodians of time, places, people, it's time to lean into that!
blacktrowelcollective.wordpress.com/2024/11/13/d...
Hey, archaeologists! As archaeologists, we tend to be the doing sort, the busybodies shoveling and sorting, keeping and caring, custodians of time, places, people, it's time to lean into that!
blacktrowelcollective.wordpress.com/2024/11/13/d...
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Solidarity with archaeologists fighting for better working conditions all over the world! 🏺
Just saw a video of an archaeologist working for ASI on a contractual terms. He complained about precarious working conditions and late payment of salaries among other issues. His team has filed a case against the violation of labor laws and they're being harassed & pressured into take it back.
January 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Solidarity with archaeologists fighting for better working conditions all over the world! 🏺
Closely watching how private CRM firms are handling things. 👀
We will see who cares about protection and mitigation of resources and descendant communities.
We will see who cares about protection and mitigation of resources and descendant communities.
January 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Closely watching how private CRM firms are handling things. 👀
We will see who cares about protection and mitigation of resources and descendant communities.
We will see who cares about protection and mitigation of resources and descendant communities.
“These companies are committed to their DEI programs…”
…Congrats?… Do they want a participation trophy?
The bar is literally on the floor 🙄
I’d be more impressed if these corporations gave their workers livable wages AND shares of the profits so they can benefit off of their own work/effort.
…Congrats?… Do they want a participation trophy?
The bar is literally on the floor 🙄
I’d be more impressed if these corporations gave their workers livable wages AND shares of the profits so they can benefit off of their own work/effort.
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“These companies are committed to their DEI programs…”
…Congrats?… Do they want a participation trophy?
The bar is literally on the floor 🙄
I’d be more impressed if these corporations gave their workers livable wages AND shares of the profits so they can benefit off of their own work/effort.
…Congrats?… Do they want a participation trophy?
The bar is literally on the floor 🙄
I’d be more impressed if these corporations gave their workers livable wages AND shares of the profits so they can benefit off of their own work/effort.
Can we just talk about how just because the “government” ended their DEI programs does not mean that corporations HAVE to roll back their own DEI programs. They don’t HAVE to do it.
Capitalism fucking sucks, bro.
Capitalism fucking sucks, bro.
January 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can we just talk about how just because the “government” ended their DEI programs does not mean that corporations HAVE to roll back their own DEI programs. They don’t HAVE to do it.
Capitalism fucking sucks, bro.
Capitalism fucking sucks, bro.
My mother raised daughters that you’re never going to be able to drag back into the kitchen.
January 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My mother raised daughters that you’re never going to be able to drag back into the kitchen.
Current mood. (Art by Dakota Dean)
January 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Current mood. (Art by Dakota Dean)
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Morale Boost of the day…please enjoy my doggo, Magnus
January 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Morale Boost of the day…please enjoy my doggo, Magnus
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No surprised so many people are now making the Roman salute with impunity.
It was never about eggs
It was never about eggs
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No surprised so many people are now making the Roman salute with impunity.
It was never about eggs
It was never about eggs
Fun fact: it would take someone who earns $65,000 a year over 15,000 years to earn 1 billion dollars.
Almost 50% of American households earn less than 75,000 a year.
Let’s let the net worth of these billionaires sink in.
It’s the Vortex machine and I am not Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Almost 50% of American households earn less than 75,000 a year.
Let’s let the net worth of these billionaires sink in.
It’s the Vortex machine and I am not Zaphod Beeblebrox.
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fun fact: it would take someone who earns $65,000 a year over 15,000 years to earn 1 billion dollars.
Almost 50% of American households earn less than 75,000 a year.
Let’s let the net worth of these billionaires sink in.
It’s the Vortex machine and I am not Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Almost 50% of American households earn less than 75,000 a year.
Let’s let the net worth of these billionaires sink in.
It’s the Vortex machine and I am not Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Why is all of this so familiar?…..
January 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Why is all of this so familiar?…..