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Jonathan Moore
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@hownottodraw.bsky.social do you still have your screenshots from your Dr. Frank review?

1. Kotaku purged images
2. Archive.org didn't save 'em
3. Every few weeks, I lament not being able to use them as replies
4. Frankenstein is back in the pop culture sphere and I'm itching something bad, friend
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh boy I'm not doing the voices for this one. #Disney #baby #book
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The first 64 Holiday Cards are on their way!
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Recession Indicator: Fleetwood Mac songs used in holiday shopping commercials.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Check out Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Game on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/cze...
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Game
YOU’VE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Play as the iconic crew of the Satellite of Love in this riff-tastic party game!
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December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's officially the holidays with the annual listen of THOHS

#MerryChristmasFromCellBlock2
@matthewebel.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
DINNER
DINNER
DINNER
DINNER
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey #Google #AI what's Tomorrow?
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm having my heart broken either way next March.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sean McVay: What if I made the whole plane out of tight ends?

#Rams #NFL
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You know I have a suspicion...
*checks wikipedia*
Yup the nursery rhyme 'Rub a Dub Dub' is about three medieval dudes getting caught jorkin' it at a strip club.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Deadass, it be bussin' fr fr. No cap.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm not one for toilet humor but c'mon guys.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yamamoto watching Freeman's hit fly over the Dodgers' center field wall at 11:51pm.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Lisa: Finished adding relaxing 60s & 70s pop songs to the baby's nap playlist. Beatles, Peter Paul & Mary, Bob Dylan. Plus that famous Candle song I like.

Jon: Candle in the Wind?

Lisa: No. Candle on the Water.

Jon: What the fuck is Candle on the Water?

Lisa: What the fuck is Candle in the Wind?
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pumpkin carving!
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
*Philip J. Fry voice*
you know that win wasn't as safe as they said it was.
NCAA FBS football - Virginia Cavaliers 22 Washington State Cougars 20 (final) - #UVAFB #NCAAF
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The University of Virginia's rejection of the compact was too weak.

It needed more of a "Spreche Meinen besten Dank aus." aura.
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Quest Diagnostics in Los Angeles recently switched to fully AI automated, human-free customer service. Let's see how that's going.
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My phone keeps autocorrecting 'happening' to 'Balenciaga', which means it thinks I'm living a widely different lifestyle than I truly am.
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
baby bottle warmer alternative use
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this trilogy makes no sense
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
80% of parenting is saying "please don't stick your hand in that" as they ignore you
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*laughs in gilbert's*
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
lol, also lmao
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM