Arch Stanton
@archstanton25.bsky.social
When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don’t come crying to me
I actually watched all the cinematic cutscenes recently and they still go so much harder than they had to
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I actually watched all the cinematic cutscenes recently and they still go so much harder than they had to
Where’s my goddamn Outback Bowl? How will I know who is superior between the sixth best teams in the SEC and B1G??
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Where’s my goddamn Outback Bowl? How will I know who is superior between the sixth best teams in the SEC and B1G??
They should get over it, I immediately RT it
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They should get over it, I immediately RT it
I’m going to get mad at you for not following the prompt, that wasn’t this year GODDAMNIT
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m going to get mad at you for not following the prompt, that wasn’t this year GODDAMNIT
That was my experience with coconut cream pie - that came out pretty well! I can buy an incredible one for $12 down the street though
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
That was my experience with coconut cream pie - that came out pretty well! I can buy an incredible one for $12 down the street though
Have you ever taken an edible on a run? Extraordinary vibes
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Have you ever taken an edible on a run? Extraordinary vibes
I saw this minutes after looking at the recipe in NYT - I can cook but am very much a novice baker, is this an achievable project??
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I saw this minutes after looking at the recipe in NYT - I can cook but am very much a novice baker, is this an achievable project??
Reposted by Arch Stanton
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
I’m intrigued by numerous Joe Abercrombie but none as a favorite - I was considering jumping into the First Law trilogy soon
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m intrigued by numerous Joe Abercrombie but none as a favorite - I was considering jumping into the First Law trilogy soon
I’ve specifically not muted it bc I want to know who’s opinion I can discount based on who is using it
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’ve specifically not muted it bc I want to know who’s opinion I can discount based on who is using it
He was **iconic** in, uhhh, that one Transformers movie?
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
He was **iconic** in, uhhh, that one Transformers movie?
But I have enjoyed your newsletter!
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
But I have enjoyed your newsletter!