Arch Stanton
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When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don’t come crying to me
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first time, long time, the Music City Bowl preview made me double over with laughter walking my dog this morning
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first time, long time, the Music City Bowl preview made me double over with laughter walking my dog this morning
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My dad prefaced his Christmas gift with an anecdote about why it’s a bad idea to take an edible before you go to World Market.
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My dad prefaced his Christmas gift with an anecdote about why it’s a bad idea to take an edible before you go to World Market.
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Ok yeah it felt like an arrested development bit for a second bsky.app/profile/dian...
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ok yeah it felt like an arrested development bit for a second bsky.app/profile/dian...
Minimalism is for pussies
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
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414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
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December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Minimalism is for pussies
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I love that there is exactly one postseason game between college football teams that won their conferences and it is happening right now, at 11 a.m. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love that there is exactly one postseason game between college football teams that won their conferences and it is happening right now, at 11 a.m. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Last night our book club went to a wine shop, one of the guys doesn’t drink so he ordered a bowl of **vanilla ice cream**
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last night our book club went to a wine shop, one of the guys doesn’t drink so he ordered a bowl of **vanilla ice cream**
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Pavia could've gone full circle and urinated on the Heisman logo!
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Pavia could've gone full circle and urinated on the Heisman logo!
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look at how swagged out Brock Spack was on Joe Tiller's staff
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
look at how swagged out Brock Spack was on Joe Tiller's staff
Who knew the solution to all of Liverpools problems was “more Joe Gomez”
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who knew the solution to all of Liverpools problems was “more Joe Gomez”
There is some devastating existential crisis being manifested in me by having to ask myself “IS THIS REAL?” every time I open social media
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There is some devastating existential crisis being manifested in me by having to ask myself “IS THIS REAL?” every time I open social media
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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America, welcome aboard the very disgusting 2025 Oklahoma Sooners bandwagon. Get ready to root for some weird nasty shit. You’re gonna love it
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
America, welcome aboard the very disgusting 2025 Oklahoma Sooners bandwagon. Get ready to root for some weird nasty shit. You’re gonna love it
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I always love people who wear NY Yankees hats bc they’re stylish, I too get my fashion tips from Short Round in Temple of Doom
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I always love people who wear NY Yankees hats bc they’re stylish, I too get my fashion tips from Short Round in Temple of Doom
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
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When your win in your final game of the season with an interim coach has the potential to cause the entire ACCmosphere to ignite, ending all life in the conference
a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
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November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When your win in your final game of the season with an interim coach has the potential to cause the entire ACCmosphere to ignite, ending all life in the conference
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought