Leader Fuckstick of the Free World is definitely NOT his name. And don’t ever call him Shit stained Kiddy Diddler Orange Assed Pants Pisser.

So seriously uncouth to hear him called the Chief Executive Cheeto Dick with a Frito Prick

RFK Jr suggested burning their bodies to extract the stored fuel, but Trump’s frequent “McSharts”, as Dr Oz has adoringly named them, would put the entire plane in jeopardy. Turns out if the sycophants aboard couldn’t baste in them if they caught fire, they would become feral and riot.

Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea

They were all my friends and just died. 🤷‍♂️

Yes. I also hope that by the end of his life, it’s more like this one