Bryan Butnobee
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Bryan Butnobee
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· Dec 16
Teacher: *exasperated* You can do it - just repeat after me… E-PIT-O-ME
Mr T: *slowly* E-PIT-O-THE-FOOL!
Mr T: *slowly* E-PIT-O-THE-FOOL!
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imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves
Hushpuppy? No thanks. How about a big serving of shut-the-fuck-up-puppy?
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Hushpuppy? No thanks. How about a big serving of shut-the-fuck-up-puppy?
My favorite pastime is to loudly exclaim “Well there goes a dollar!” every time a puck goes over the boards at a hockey game.
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
My favorite pastime is to loudly exclaim “Well there goes a dollar!” every time a puck goes over the boards at a hockey game.
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Steve Aoki: Are you sure?
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
April 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Steve Aoki: Are you sure?
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
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The 2 year old hiding behind the coffee table after saying he doesn't need to potty
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The 2 year old hiding behind the coffee table after saying he doesn't need to potty
Let’s be clear, when Trump finally passes, I’ll be celebrating as loud and cheerfully as possible. None of your pearl clutching or shaming bullshit about being a better person is going to penetrate my happy little bubble. Addition by subtraction on the world stage.
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Let’s be clear, when Trump finally passes, I’ll be celebrating as loud and cheerfully as possible. None of your pearl clutching or shaming bullshit about being a better person is going to penetrate my happy little bubble. Addition by subtraction on the world stage.
My high school government teacher would be proud to know that I’m learning the names and faces of everyone in the Trump admin. Not sure how he’d feel about doing so I can boo and jeer them if encountered in public, but who fucking cares.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
My high school government teacher would be proud to know that I’m learning the names and faces of everyone in the Trump admin. Not sure how he’d feel about doing so I can boo and jeer them if encountered in public, but who fucking cares.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold so order it from DoorDash.
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Revenge is a dish best served cold so order it from DoorDash.
How dare you talk about President Shit-For-Brains like that!?! He’s the Poopy-Pants-in-Chief for Christs sake!
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
How dare you talk about President Shit-For-Brains like that!?! He’s the Poopy-Pants-in-Chief for Christs sake!
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The new John Madden movie looks awful
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The new John Madden movie looks awful
One thing I’m certain of is, when it happens, it’s going to be public and as embarrassing as it’s ever been done. Nobody has done it in a more embarrassing manner. Huge embarrassment.
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
One thing I’m certain of is, when it happens, it’s going to be public and as embarrassing as it’s ever been done. Nobody has done it in a more embarrassing manner. Huge embarrassment.
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Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
I’m now hearing that Air Force One had to turn around because, after seeing how well cocaine and Adderall is fueling his presidency, he converted the plane to be powered by stimulants. But Don Jr and Marco joined the flight last minute and they didn’t have enough fuel to traverse the Atlantic.
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I’m now hearing that Air Force One had to turn around because, after seeing how well cocaine and Adderall is fueling his presidency, he converted the plane to be powered by stimulants. But Don Jr and Marco joined the flight last minute and they didn’t have enough fuel to traverse the Atlantic.
Introduce yourself as a TV character.
Long odds playing against me, but usually comes out on top while having fun along the way…. But as a man, so on easy mode
Long odds playing against me, but usually comes out on top while having fun along the way…. But as a man, so on easy mode
January 21, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Introduce yourself as a TV character.
Long odds playing against me, but usually comes out on top while having fun along the way…. But as a man, so on easy mode
Long odds playing against me, but usually comes out on top while having fun along the way…. But as a man, so on easy mode
Is there a Mr. Information? *bow tie spins*
January 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Is there a Mr. Information? *bow tie spins*
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Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
JD Vance is looking for a loveseat, but can’t keep his dick out of the lustseats.
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
JD Vance is looking for a loveseat, but can’t keep his dick out of the lustseats.
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys
The Yeastie Boys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Stashing Pumpkins
Stashing Pumpkins
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Alice in Chairs
Alice in Chairs
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys
The Yeastie Boys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Basis
Basis
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys
The Yeastie Boys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Stashing Pumpkins
Stashing Pumpkins
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Basis
Basis
No son of mine is going to grow up and be a Radiohead fan! In this house we listen to Oasis and we loathe ourselves for it!
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
No son of mine is going to grow up and be a Radiohead fan! In this house we listen to Oasis and we loathe ourselves for it!
Kiss me on the butt cheeks of my heart
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Kiss me on the butt cheeks of my heart
Not good enough. I want its corpse.
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Not good enough. I want its corpse.