It is no concern of mine whether your family has... what was it again? ("Um, food?") HA!! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants

If a military parade marches down a street and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Purposely starving children is self-defense

Aww, don't be sad! Just because you're watching the rotted corpse of McCarthy's Un-American Activities trials crawl out of its grave doesn't mean you can't be a productive wage slave! Don't let the shrieking ghost of the Lavender Scare keep you up at night! No, everything's A-OK in the U. S. of A.!

Q: Do you want to hear a sodium joke?
A: Na
Q: Well, how about a potassium joke?
A: K