ari
@ari.express
Work non-haver.
Ontario's largest Failwoman
@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@[email protected] <--- fedi
Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems
ari.express <--- webbed site
She/Her
EN/RU
Ontario's largest Failwoman
@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@[email protected] <--- fedi
Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems
ari.express <--- webbed site
She/Her
EN/RU
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ari
@ari.express
· Jun 9
Hey, I'm a womannonfucker personally (asexual). I'm insatiably horny on main solely because I like appropriating other peoples culture
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A long flowing skirt, a Stratocaster and a shitty cafe racer from the 90s will fix me
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
A long flowing skirt, a Stratocaster and a shitty cafe racer from the 90s will fix me
Oh god I haven't seen a urinal in about a year
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh god I haven't seen a urinal in about a year
Elden Ring boss names be like:
Stained daughter, formerly soiled son
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Elden Ring boss names be like:
I think I used the word "tainted" more in this evening than in the rest of my whole life. It's just so fun to say
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I think I used the word "tainted" more in this evening than in the rest of my whole life. It's just so fun to say
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trans tainted rust daughter, formerly a chud go son
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
trans tainted rust daughter, formerly a chud go son
Tainted rust daughter or chud go son?
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Tainted rust daughter or chud go son?
I love my unethical woke daughter
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I love my unethical woke daughter
SynthV covers are tainted software
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
SynthV covers are tainted software
North America is tainted software I'm moving back to Montenegro
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
North America is tainted software I'm moving back to Montenegro
The personal computer is now a collective computer because of woembfke
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The personal computer is now a collective computer because of woembfke
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By the time this message is sent, I will have been lobotomized, I refuse to use any kind of intelligence, artificial or not.
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
By the time this message is sent, I will have been lobotomized, I refuse to use any kind of intelligence, artificial or not.
Hi can I have 10 billion dollars on ko-fi.com/ariexpress to support the continued infrastructure and hosting of my handle
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Hi can I have 10 billion dollars on ko-fi.com/ariexpress to support the continued infrastructure and hosting of my handle
I'm sorry guys, @witchcraft.systems was a honeypot, I've sold all your personal information to foreign state agents
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I'm sorry guys, @witchcraft.systems was a honeypot, I've sold all your personal information to foreign state agents
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We explained southern Ontario weather patterns to a monkey and it killed itself
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
We explained southern Ontario weather patterns to a monkey and it killed itself
Fuck you Kevin Fang for reminding me matrix exists
January 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Fuck you Kevin Fang for reminding me matrix exists
Me and my wife are separated solely by a big wall with a sign "international arrivals"
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Me and my wife are separated solely by a big wall with a sign "international arrivals"
These non-state actors want to compromise my security envelope in order to suck my massive peanits
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
These non-state actors want to compromise my security envelope in order to suck my massive peanits
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hey! are you going to magfest? does where you're staying have room for one more? a couch or something? a cozy floor? my hotel reservation may be fucked! and if you have even the slightest chance of being able to house 1 extra, PLEASE dm me. if it comes to that, maybe we can figure something out. ty
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
hey! are you going to magfest? does where you're staying have room for one more? a couch or something? a cozy floor? my hotel reservation may be fucked! and if you have even the slightest chance of being able to house 1 extra, PLEASE dm me. if it comes to that, maybe we can figure something out. ty
Just one billion more parameters and we solve AGI I promise just a billion more.
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Just one billion more parameters and we solve AGI I promise just a billion more.
Gonna drink a liter of the moth forcefem bacteria in the hope it does something hold on
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Gonna drink a liter of the moth forcefem bacteria in the hope it does something hold on
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Academic enabled is arguably better
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Academic enabled is arguably better
Actually remembered green yuri exists and am in the mood for manga rn but it's still useless because "green yuri" is not its actual fuckin name
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Actually remembered green yuri exists and am in the mood for manga rn but it's still useless because "green yuri" is not its actual fuckin name
