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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express

@ari.express

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Work non-haver. Ontario's largest Failwoman @astrra.space is my evil clone @ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems ari.express <--- webbed site She/Her EN/RU

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · Jun 9

Hey, I'm a womannonfucker personally (asexual). I'm insatiably horny on main solely because I like appropriating other peoples culture

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 14m

Ok new Sonnet is kinda based ngl, bitch just oneshot a script that both me and ChatGPT struggled on for 3 hours

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 3h

They're the same person

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 3h

Fondle deez nut- I mean, the deliverables are over schedule due to unforeseen outside pressures

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 4h

This is what working on a project with @astrra.space is like

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 4h

Need an art program with inbuilt git support smh

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 5h

"1/10" - my wife

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 5h

I still do art I just hate and don't post it

Ari "Uses default Procreate brushes" Express @ari.mom · 5h

Gun autism

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 9h

The concept of traits haunts the narrative of the first 9 chapters of the rust handbook

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 10h

Changing my name from Ariadna to Ariana but only after bottom surgery

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

"8/10, -2 for usage of the word "rare" and poor punctuation in some places, +1 for usage of the word blasé"

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

Making y'all lit majors one selfie at a time

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

If the reply is still eloquent and contextually relevant then you get a 2 point bonus

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

My wife has raised concerns over the eloquence of internet lesbians in my replies. From now on replying "Woag hey" to me is lightly discouraged and every flirting reply will be judged on your eloquence and word choice on a 10 point grading system

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

In my defence, conflating 10 musical projects to 1 person instead of 2 with similar last names is not that much of a stretch

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

Someone give this alcoholic thread gates

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

Weird problematic gay sex that's evil but still keeps on solely because it sounds kinda good or as I like to call it, Brendan Yuri

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

Private data layer just a week away

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 1d

Test post disregard

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

AVGN and Nostalgia critic arguing about the architecture of your SaaS platform startup during a 5am zoom call standup for 40 minutes ASMR

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

Doug Walker does your Springboot Developer Job performance review and gently fires you denying your severance package ASMR

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

Imagine walking into a Code Review session for your job and there's just Nostalgia Critic sitting there

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

One day they'll invent a bluesky

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Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

Unique joke failed, committing seppuku

Ari "actually likes modern C++" Express @ari.express · 2d

Me bringing my field hotwitzer to a sports game

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