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Work non-haver.

Ontario's largest Failwoman

@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@[email protected] <--- fedi

Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems

ari.express <--- webbed site

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ari.express ari @ari.express · Jun 9
Hey, I'm a womannonfucker personally (asexual). I'm insatiably horny on main solely because I like appropriating other peoples culture
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#ari
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I think getting to 2025 without once owning Skyrim is a testament to my mental fortitude
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Future plans:
1. Start a streamer career
2. If successful - the allegations
3. If not - become a benedictian monk on the island of Lesbos
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Who's dick do I have to suck for @deno.land to release a musl build
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have a deer as my spirit animal but solely because I'm tall, reasonably strong, full of anxiety and will kill myself at any provocation
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Using a plate on top of the pot when cooking rice to own the lids
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Dysfunctional programming
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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it's done. it's real. merch.yuri-lang.dev. opens Friday (tomorrow) at 10 AM Eastern/UTC-5. a sticker sheet, a holographic sticker, and an embroidered tee. i will get $3 for each purchase.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
DashPCT did more for trans people than internet femboys ever will
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me in 2036 prompt injecting your android girlfriend to suck my peanits through interpretive dance
Can't wait for 2030 where prompt injections will become possible only by beating the LLM in a rap battle
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Can't wait for 2030 where prompt injections will become possible only by beating the LLM in a rap battle
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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One day I'll force myself to draw hands for a week and will come out of that experience enlightened
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thinking about typecasting of guns in media
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Random ass anime rec: Planetes is so good. Its first half is a very cute slice of life of a hard-sci-fi early future where space and LEO in particular has become commercialized. The second half is season 4-5 of the expanse but James Holden analog is slightly less insufferable
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wdym the fileurl for Google Chrome components is "edged me dot government dot com"
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Guilty confession: 90s hetslop anime is very cute and I like it
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Reject Wayland compositors, return to Mir (or is mir also wayland)
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
>thinking of drawing rope play
>realizes it would entail knowing how ropes work
>give up
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
nothing happened, move along citizens
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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tailscale daemon had a moment at 4 AM (JST) and decided that routing traffic is no longer an option

oops
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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email >>>>> everything
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I miss decentralized social media protocol flame wars, can someone start one?
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Every social media is bad. Not like a "real social media hasn't been tried yet", but like the concept itself cannot be good or aligned to everyone's views
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I transvestigated myself and found zero evidence
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Still wild to me that I'm so bad at aiming 70% of my kills come from spidermaning into someone's ass at Mach 3 and drop kicking them. Or airfrying them
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM