Ariane Sherine
@arianesherine.bsky.social
Writer, journalist, photographer. Pop star as @arianexmusic.bsky.social. Debut electropop album BETTER out now. 'The hope-filled Kaleidoscope and uplifting Miracle are among the album's many highlights' - Classic Pop. Author of three Hachette titles.
How to piss off racists
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
How to piss off racists
If you have a kid who’s embarrassed by you… you will feel VERY seen by this. www.tiktok.com/@arianesheri...
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you have a kid who’s embarrassed by you… you will feel VERY seen by this. www.tiktok.com/@arianesheri...
As long as this man doesn’t personally bite me on the backside, it’s all good
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As long as this man doesn’t personally bite me on the backside, it’s all good
‘Complicity’? In what, a writer thriving and living her best life? Sharing the raw, human and true details of my life behind a paywall may not be to everyone’s tastes, but it’s not hurting anyone. And one anonymous poster does not constitute a majority, so your maths is off.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
‘Complicity’? In what, a writer thriving and living her best life? Sharing the raw, human and true details of my life behind a paywall may not be to everyone’s tastes, but it’s not hurting anyone. And one anonymous poster does not constitute a majority, so your maths is off.
How ironic, because I’ve decided to see comments from trolls like you as material
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
How ironic, because I’ve decided to see comments from trolls like you as material
Er… his salary? I’m 99.9% sure he didn’t nick it!
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Er… his salary? I’m 99.9% sure he didn’t nick it!
Wow! My boyfriend just gifted me the £275 Liberty beauty advent calendar, as a promise never to restrict my liberty again. So happy. ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Wow! My boyfriend just gifted me the £275 Liberty beauty advent calendar, as a promise never to restrict my liberty again. So happy. ❤️
Enjoying starting the week with a dildo and some kink
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Enjoying starting the week with a dildo and some kink
‘No one counts BMI anymore’. The NHS does! But okay: my waist is currently 75cm and my height is 160cm, so I win, give me ALL the medals!
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
‘No one counts BMI anymore’. The NHS does! But okay: my waist is currently 75cm and my height is 160cm, so I win, give me ALL the medals!
When was the last time a man was asked if he was being 'classy' by a woman? Women don't go up to men with their shirts off in summer and ask them if they think it's an elegant or decorous way to dress, and we'd rightly get short shrift if we did. But some men think it's OK to police women this way.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When was the last time a man was asked if he was being 'classy' by a woman? Women don't go up to men with their shirts off in summer and ask them if they think it's an elegant or decorous way to dress, and we'd rightly get short shrift if we did. But some men think it's OK to police women this way.
"Feminism is about choice, and if I choose to showcase my body in undercrackers, that’s my decision, so fuck the prudes. There’s literally nothing wrong with it." open.substack.com/pub/arianesh...
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"Feminism is about choice, and if I choose to showcase my body in undercrackers, that’s my decision, so fuck the prudes. There’s literally nothing wrong with it." open.substack.com/pub/arianesh...
Uh-oh, someone let the ice cream packaging guy loose in the hair dye marketing meeting
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Uh-oh, someone let the ice cream packaging guy loose in the hair dye marketing meeting
Genuinely can’t believe this is still a thing. I thought I’d made it up in my head
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Genuinely can’t believe this is still a thing. I thought I’d made it up in my head
Bluesky’s gonna censor me again, but this is an EXCITING WEIGHT LOSS MILESTONE! Yes, I need to drop another 10 kilos to get rid of the belly and double chin, and yes, I should probably avail of a razor and hairbrush. But AFTER 7 YEARS OF DIETING I AM OFFICIALLY HEALTHY ACCORDING TO THE NHS! WAHOOOO!
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Bluesky’s gonna censor me again, but this is an EXCITING WEIGHT LOSS MILESTONE! Yes, I need to drop another 10 kilos to get rid of the belly and double chin, and yes, I should probably avail of a razor and hairbrush. But AFTER 7 YEARS OF DIETING I AM OFFICIALLY HEALTHY ACCORDING TO THE NHS! WAHOOOO!
Today's Substack: "I’m a bit sad because some cruel woman on the internet said I was demeaning myself and everyone who loves me by writing this blog. So I told her to go fuck herself if she could find a dildo big enough. I am nothing if not a classy bird." arianesherine.substack.com/p/focusing-o...
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Today's Substack: "I’m a bit sad because some cruel woman on the internet said I was demeaning myself and everyone who loves me by writing this blog. So I told her to go fuck herself if she could find a dildo big enough. I am nothing if not a classy bird." arianesherine.substack.com/p/focusing-o...
Thinking of buying a black or red PVC bodysuit for my music videos. I am highly amused by the Amazon listing: 'Season: Spring, Autumn, Summer and... er... the one we've forgotten!'
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Thinking of buying a black or red PVC bodysuit for my music videos. I am highly amused by the Amazon listing: 'Season: Spring, Autumn, Summer and... er... the one we've forgotten!'
Not only am I number 69 - fnarr - but my subscribers are currently the Number of the Beast! Sex and atheism, two of the best things in life.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not only am I number 69 - fnarr - but my subscribers are currently the Number of the Beast! Sex and atheism, two of the best things in life.
The kids are into old tech! You read it here first.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The kids are into old tech! You read it here first.
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans! I will be giving a secular thanks today for friends, family and food - and, most of all, for my amazingly kind and super-smart daughter. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans! I will be giving a secular thanks today for friends, family and food - and, most of all, for my amazingly kind and super-smart daughter. ❤️
Gotta love my Substack commenters!
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Gotta love my Substack commenters!
86lbs gone (40kg) and no loose skin! Another 31lbs (14kg) to go.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
86lbs gone (40kg) and no loose skin! Another 31lbs (14kg) to go.
Hello to all my new followers! There has been a veritable influx in the last hour, but where are you all coming from? Have I been added to a list? (I'm cool with that, as long as it's not a watch list. Unless it's the eBay kind.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hello to all my new followers! There has been a veritable influx in the last hour, but where are you all coming from? Have I been added to a list? (I'm cool with that, as long as it's not a watch list. Unless it's the eBay kind.)
Spotted this display in a Hugo Boss store and that bear should really be a Doctor Who monster!
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Spotted this display in a Hugo Boss store and that bear should really be a Doctor Who monster!
Of course, Amazon. Why wouldn’t I like a creepy blank-faced couple in my kitchen?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Of course, Amazon. Why wouldn’t I like a creepy blank-faced couple in my kitchen?!