Aria's Brain
@ariasbrain.bsky.social
She/They | A trans nerd with brain problems. This is an alt account for the random BS that I don't want on my main account.
Welcome to "my brain is broken" O'clock.
Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"
Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Welcome to "my brain is broken" O'clock.
Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"
Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"
This little faggot went to market.
This little faggot stayed home.
This little faggot got a blow job.
And this little faggot gave one.
And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.
This little faggot stayed home.
This little faggot got a blow job.
And this little faggot gave one.
And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This little faggot went to market.
This little faggot stayed home.
This little faggot got a blow job.
And this little faggot gave one.
And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.
This little faggot stayed home.
This little faggot got a blow job.
And this little faggot gave one.
And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.
I drove by so many of these signs yesterday, and this just would not leave my brain this morning...
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I drove by so many of these signs yesterday, and this just would not leave my brain this morning...
The problem with Troon as a slur is not the trans part. Being called trans isn't a problem, heck I wish more people would do that over misgendering or deadnaming me. Being called a user of Something Awful in the year of twenty-twenty-five though? Yikes
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The problem with Troon as a slur is not the trans part. Being called trans isn't a problem, heck I wish more people would do that over misgendering or deadnaming me. Being called a user of Something Awful in the year of twenty-twenty-five though? Yikes
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🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’
Who up getting they Jesussie nail on a cross?
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Who up getting they Jesussie nail on a cross?
Girl mentions that suicide has been on her mind a lot recently "Ok, but like that first record that Alan Vega & Martin Rev released in 1977 really is just such a phenomenal album"
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Girl mentions that suicide has been on her mind a lot recently "Ok, but like that first record that Alan Vega & Martin Rev released in 1977 really is just such a phenomenal album"
So Sorin removes part of his soul and it becomes a hot goth angel lady, but I do it and I just get blood, so much blood. The blood is everywhere, & I don't know where these bodies came from or who they are. Oh god, what happened?! What day is it?! How long have I been out?! What did I do?!
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So Sorin removes part of his soul and it becomes a hot goth angel lady, but I do it and I just get blood, so much blood. The blood is everywhere, & I don't know where these bodies came from or who they are. Oh god, what happened?! What day is it?! How long have I been out?! What did I do?!
Girl, it must be Rosh Hashanah, because tonight I wanna enjoy some dates and then have a taste of your honey after blowing your horn.
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Girl, it must be Rosh Hashanah, because tonight I wanna enjoy some dates and then have a taste of your honey after blowing your horn.
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September 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
After a lot of thinking while alone, I think that I have come to a conclusion about myself. I currently have no interest in having sex, but at the same time I think that I wouldn't mind being fucked by someone else, especially if she was into it and would enjoy it.
September 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
After a lot of thinking while alone, I think that I have come to a conclusion about myself. I currently have no interest in having sex, but at the same time I think that I wouldn't mind being fucked by someone else, especially if she was into it and would enjoy it.
Wish that I could actually spend a Rosh Hashanah one year with cool folks who I would be comfortable just hanging out with instead of family.
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wish that I could actually spend a Rosh Hashanah one year with cool folks who I would be comfortable just hanging out with instead of family.
Gay Joni Mitchell be like: "Blue, here is a shell for you, inside you'll hear a cry, a faggy lullaby.
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gay Joni Mitchell be like: "Blue, here is a shell for you, inside you'll hear a cry, a faggy lullaby.
Today's brain: I want to be pretty. I want someone to help put makeup on me and help me find cute clothes and help me feel prettier.
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Today's brain: I want to be pretty. I want someone to help put makeup on me and help me find cute clothes and help me feel prettier.
It says everything with how quickly they jumped from "it must have been a trans, we must eradicate the trans ideology" to "He was just a poor misguided white boy? How could this have happened? He has so mich life ahead of him still!"
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It says everything with how quickly they jumped from "it must have been a trans, we must eradicate the trans ideology" to "He was just a poor misguided white boy? How could this have happened? He has so mich life ahead of him still!"
Nintendo was so real with the direct today.
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nintendo was so real with the direct today.
Telling immensely longwinded jokes that take over an hour. They go on and on, running in circles only to finally end with "Bitch, that dog gay as hell"
Call it a faggy dog story
Call it a faggy dog story
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Telling immensely longwinded jokes that take over an hour. They go on and on, running in circles only to finally end with "Bitch, that dog gay as hell"
Call it a faggy dog story
Call it a faggy dog story
Is there truly a better way to decompress after exercise than stripping down to absolutely no clothes and lying in front of a fan while you blast metal music?
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is there truly a better way to decompress after exercise than stripping down to absolutely no clothes and lying in front of a fan while you blast metal music?
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"How are we supposed to beat the Nazis when you're running around speaking up for communists, socialists, trade unionists, and Jews? Lots of people dislike those groups. Once we ditch all of them, the five of us who are left will beat Hitler easily."
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August 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"How are we supposed to beat the Nazis when you're running around speaking up for communists, socialists, trade unionists, and Jews? Lots of people dislike those groups. Once we ditch all of them, the five of us who are left will beat Hitler easily."
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Telling people from France that they you don't understand them because "the Québécois they speak is weird compared to the *real* language from the mainland"
August 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Telling people from France that they you don't understand them because "the Québécois they speak is weird compared to the *real* language from the mainland"
Lying awake in my bed at half past midnight, with my anxiety through the room. Just repeating to myself over and over again that I can't let this escalate to another April-May 2025. I can't. I still haven't fully recovered from that yet, & I can't fall back down there again. I just can't. I can't.
August 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Lying awake in my bed at half past midnight, with my anxiety through the room. Just repeating to myself over and over again that I can't let this escalate to another April-May 2025. I can't. I still haven't fully recovered from that yet, & I can't fall back down there again. I just can't. I can't.
Mommy issues? No no, you misheard me. I said MOTHER issues, Mother 2 to be specific. I had an unhealthy relationship with the game growing up.
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mommy issues? No no, you misheard me. I said MOTHER issues, Mother 2 to be specific. I had an unhealthy relationship with the game growing up.
Fanneedoolee loves faggots, but hates gay people. Why do you think that is?
August 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fanneedoolee loves faggots, but hates gay people. Why do you think that is?
Shoutout to the person who graffitied "Angel Gave Me Dick Here" on this bridge that I crossed, out in the woods
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Shoutout to the person who graffitied "Angel Gave Me Dick Here" on this bridge that I crossed, out in the woods