Ari Cohn
@aricohn.com
First Amendment & defamation lawyer.
Lead Counsel for Tech Policy @thefireorg.bsky.social
Past: Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org
Illini/music junkie/oofnik.
“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”
Posts are my own.
https://linktr.ee/aricohn
Lead Counsel for Tech Policy @thefireorg.bsky.social
Past: Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org
Illini/music junkie/oofnik.
“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”
Posts are my own.
https://linktr.ee/aricohn
Real advanced reasoning skills on display here
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Real advanced reasoning skills on display here
She has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
She has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
Related: I will forever be pissed at ABC for prematurely canceling Happy Endings because they were too daft to realize that the drop in ratings was the result of *them moving the show to a shitty time slot*
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Related: I will forever be pissed at ABC for prematurely canceling Happy Endings because they were too daft to realize that the drop in ratings was the result of *them moving the show to a shitty time slot*
We all know how much Trump saying he'll pay something is worth...
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We all know how much Trump saying he'll pay something is worth...
Prepare yourself for the gaudiest McDonald's you could possibly imagine
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Prepare yourself for the gaudiest McDonald's you could possibly imagine
Is this about Pete Hegseth?
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Is this about Pete Hegseth?
Either. When you add *any* account via the "manage accounts" settings panel, which you have to do to add, for instance, a Gmail account, it does not let you use a passkey in 1password.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Either. When you add *any* account via the "manage accounts" settings panel, which you have to do to add, for instance, a Gmail account, it does not let you use a passkey in 1password.
Imagine overdosing on your farts and posting this without realizing that your own words make you a pimp at best, if not a slaver.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Imagine overdosing on your farts and posting this without realizing that your own words make you a pimp at best, if not a slaver.
Of all the things I've ever posted in my life, this might actually be the least likely to make an employer upset at me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Of all the things I've ever posted in my life, this might actually be the least likely to make an employer upset at me.
You can continue to dwell in ignorance and presume things about people you don't know. Or you could be curious and find out. The choice is yours.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You can continue to dwell in ignorance and presume things about people you don't know. Or you could be curious and find out. The choice is yours.
If only you were able to read just a little bit more.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If only you were able to read just a little bit more.
After trying to come up with any possible way that you could be right, the inescapable conclusion is that it was very much personal. There is no way to "hate trans people" professionally but not personally.
She's a shitty person, and people who uncritically believe things she says should feel bad,
She's a shitty person, and people who uncritically believe things she says should feel bad,
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
After trying to come up with any possible way that you could be right, the inescapable conclusion is that it was very much personal. There is no way to "hate trans people" professionally but not personally.
She's a shitty person, and people who uncritically believe things she says should feel bad,
She's a shitty person, and people who uncritically believe things she says should feel bad,
Does FIRE have the power to reverse federal court decisions?
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Does FIRE have the power to reverse federal court decisions?
First of all it's not "my" organization.
Second of all, we didn't, In fact, the website says this pretty clearly,
You're arguing against a position that was never taken.
Second of all, we didn't, In fact, the website says this pretty clearly,
You're arguing against a position that was never taken.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
First of all it's not "my" organization.
Second of all, we didn't, In fact, the website says this pretty clearly,
You're arguing against a position that was never taken.
Second of all, we didn't, In fact, the website says this pretty clearly,
You're arguing against a position that was never taken.
To the contrary, I even said this, many times over.
If you're going to be mad at someone, you should at least bother to familiarize yourself with why you're mad (instead of being mad because someone told you to be), and figure out whether it's accurate.
If you're going to be mad at someone, you should at least bother to familiarize yourself with why you're mad (instead of being mad because someone told you to be), and figure out whether it's accurate.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
To the contrary, I even said this, many times over.
If you're going to be mad at someone, you should at least bother to familiarize yourself with why you're mad (instead of being mad because someone told you to be), and figure out whether it's accurate.
If you're going to be mad at someone, you should at least bother to familiarize yourself with why you're mad (instead of being mad because someone told you to be), and figure out whether it's accurate.
It is unsurprising that you are the type of person to just say things without bothering to know if they're correct.
In fact, I've said the exact opposite.
Your bad.
In fact, I've said the exact opposite.
Your bad.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It is unsurprising that you are the type of person to just say things without bothering to know if they're correct.
In fact, I've said the exact opposite.
Your bad.
In fact, I've said the exact opposite.
Your bad.
As if on cue, the cousin of this, "I replied to you, and am now aggravated that you engaged with me."
It's ok to be weird. But this is not the good kind of weird.
It's ok to be weird. But this is not the good kind of weird.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
As if on cue, the cousin of this, "I replied to you, and am now aggravated that you engaged with me."
It's ok to be weird. But this is not the good kind of weird.
It's ok to be weird. But this is not the good kind of weird.
