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Ari Cohn
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First Amendment & defamation lawyer.

Lead Counsel for Tech Policy @thefireorg.bsky.social
Past: Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org

Illini/music junkie/oofnik.

“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”

Posts are my own.

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I suspect this McDonald's might have ties to the hamburger industry!
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Yesssssss!
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Uh
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Fair enough
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The show had great ratings when they moved it! There was no reason to want to cancel!
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Related: I will forever be pissed at ABC for prematurely canceling Happy Endings because they were too daft to realize that the drop in ratings was the result of *them moving the show to a shitty time slot*
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
except in the real usage, obv
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
- any number of GOP elected officials
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I guess there's partial credit in the good way and bad way. Today you are on the side of good.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Pleats or no pleats?
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I got what you were going for, I think it was pretty clear
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The one without any humans
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
The kind of people who get offended in support of tit mods on a phone game are not particularly people whose judgment on takes anyone should be concerned with (to be clear, not referring to anyone in this thread)
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
That's not remotely "new"
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM