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I draw funny pictures: https://arkholt.com | http://dribbble.com/arkholt | https://new.thebirdfeeder.com

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Today on the Christmas blog, what happens when your parents write your Christmas list for you:

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A cartoon drawing of two boys looking at a department store toy display, with rocking horses, teddy bears, and an electric train
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Christmas Obscurity of the Day: Smidgens, by Bob Cordray. You'll never guess what he's got in store for you this season:

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A cartoon drawing of a woman talking on the phone. She says, "I'm so excited about Christmas! I can't wait to see what Leon's giving me!"
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Today on the Christmas blog, Santa's hat blows off in the wind but somehow Pepper's hat continues to firmly cover his eyes:
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A cartoon drawing of a man in a Santa Claus outfit ringing a bell next to a "GIVE" sign. The Santa Claus hat blows off of his head, and a boy walking by sees it and says, "Man! It's windy!"
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Today on the Christmas blog, Smitty gets it rolling:

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A cartoon drawing of a boy running through an office building, holding a piece of paper. He passes by a water cooler. While he runs, he says, "Let's get it rolling!"
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Today on the Christmas blog, another Obscurity of the Day: Bessie by Nick Penn. It's also potentially painful if you don't watch where you're going.
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Cartoon lettering of the words "Crash!" and "Bang!"
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Today on the Christmas blog, you better believe that Caspar Milquetoast was ready for Christmas long before you were:
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A cartoon drawing of a man standing outside in a winter coat. Another man walks away from him while saying, "Bunk! I'll believe it when I see it!"
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Obscurity of the Day: Thornsby
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(because Allan Holtz hasn't done it yet)

(believe me, I checked)
A cartoon drawing of a man and woman walking past a store window display with signs reading "HURRY HURRY HURRY, Time is running out" and "Only 3 Weeks 'Til Christmas, so SPEND SPEND SPEND"
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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For the late crew, today on the Christmas blog, a very "of its time" gag from the great Ralph Dunagin:

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A cartoon drawing of a woman sitting at a desk looking at a piece of paper, with a stack of cards on top of the desk, and a man standing next to her looking at the paper she's holding.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Today on the chilly winter blog, Henry knows just what to do when the weather is cold:

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A cartoon drawing of a boy in a short sleeve shirt and shorts looking at a thermometer on the wall, which has a very low reading, and breathing out, able to see his breath
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Today on the winter blog, Cicero's cat takes a walk on the frozen side: blog.arkholt.com/ciceros-cat-1
A comic panel with a cartoon cat carefully sticking its paw out onto the ice
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Today on the winter blog, Herman tries to sell apples while evading the law (I may have mixed the comic strip character up with the cartoonist there).

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A man in winter clothing stands out in the snow. In front of him is a table with a large box full of apples. A sign in front of the table reads, "APPLES, 7¢ EACH"
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Today on the blog, Lee Wright Stanley shows us how to get even colder this winter:

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A cartoon drawing of a boy in winter clothes holding up a very rigid, frozen set of long underwear.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Today on the blog, Scamp the dog does little to nothing to help his fried Cheeps stay warm this winter: blog.arkholt.com/scamp-1
A comic strip panel, featuring a bird flying in and saying, "G-g-gosh! I hate it when it's c-c-cold!" A puppy is sitting on the grass and responds, "How come, Cheeps?"
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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My copy of Hogan's Alley 24 arrived, but it was bent in the mailbox so it's underneath some heavy (and appropriate) books to flatten it out some
A copy of the magazine Hogan's Alley, issue 24, underneath a reprint collection of Percy Crosby's Skippy comic strip, and a biography of cartoonist Milton Caniff.
September 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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When you're so lost you've even lost your sense of the direction of words.

​Nancy, by Ernie Bushmiller, from July 16, 1953.
A comic strip of a young girl, Nancy, talking on the phone to her aunt Fritzi. Nancy says, “I’m lost, Aunt Fritzi.” Her aunt says, “Where are you?” Nancy says, “I’m in a store.” Her aunt says, “What’s the name of the place?” Nancy says, “Etar Tuc Erots Gurd.” The last panel is an image of Nancy standing in the store looking at the large glass window on the front of the store, which says “Cut Rate Drug Store,” though it’s backwards from her perspective.
August 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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When your dog is well trained in one area but not in another.

​Louie, by Harry Hanan, from July 12, 1953.
An image of a comic strip of a man walking his dog. The man is holding an umbrella. He gives the umbrella to his dog to carry. The dog carries the umbrella in its mouth. The man notices it’s starting to rain. He tries to get the umbrella back from the dog, but the dog won’t give it back. It starts to rain harder. The dog continues to hold on tightly to the umbrella and the man is unable to pry it away from him. In the final panel, the man has successfully gotten the umbrella away from the dog, but it’s completely in tatters and the man is soaking wet.
August 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It's not just music that can soothe the savage beast.

The Little King, by Otto Soglow, from April 27, 1941.
A small man in a kingly outfit sits on a throne. A man in a striped shirt and blue jacket says to him, "Your majesty, today you are scheduled to plant the first tree in the new park." The king plants the tree and begins to give a speech. A man in a blue uniform says to a man with a mustache and tophat next to him, "His Majesty's speeches are very boring." The two men see an angry bull running towards them and run away. The king doesn't notice and continues to give his speech. The angry bull arrives and it appears he will run directly into the king, but is instead put to sleep by the king who is still giving his speech.
August 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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For a unique vacation experience, visit Echo Canyon.

Herman, by Clyde Lamb, from July 5, 1953.
A man drives in a car past a sign with an arrow pointing to the left and which says "Echo Canyon." The man stands next to the edge of a cliff and yells "HELLO" down into it. The word "HELLO" is repeated back to him several times from below. He does this again with the same result. Later, the man walks out of his cabin with a bucket full of dirty water and throws it into the canyon where had been yelling earlier. The water splashes back up at him from below.
August 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When you somehow got roped into hosting a party you didn't want to attend.

Just Nuts (also known as Dumb-Bells) by Charles "Gar" Dunn and Joe Cunningham, from July 24, 1925.
Two men wearing tuxedos are standing next to each other at some kind of party. One of the men says, "If you are bored and I'm bored let us both go home." The other man says "I'd like to leave but you see I'm the host."
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When your facial hair choices frighten children.

Kitty Higgins, the topper to Moon Mullins by Frank Willard, from July 26, 1936.
A young girl jumps off of a diving board into the water. She comes across a large man with a bushy mustache. When she sees him, she yells, “YOW!” The man looks surprised. The girl swims onto the shore and runs away, pointing at the man and yelling, “There’s a walrus out there! I saw it jest as plain!”
August 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Catching strays from passing children.

Henry, by Carl Anderson, from July 22, 1954.
A young buy walks along and meets a portly man wearing a hat. The boy gestures for the man to follow him. The boy takes the man to a service station garage, points to the man's belly, and then points to a sign outside of the garage which says, "For Your Safety - Let Us Inspect Your Spare Tire"
August 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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When babies conspire against you.

Smitty, by Walter Berndt, from July 23, 1939.​
A child at the beach yells “STOP!” and runs to stop a baby from crawling into the ocean. The child says “Can’t yer ever sit still!! That’s the fourth time I had to carry you back!!!” The baby tries to go in the ocean again and the child runs and carries him back. The child says, “Carry, carry, that’s all I’ve been doing all day long!! I’m all in… oof!! Be a good fella for once, and stay here.” The baby sees another baby and they both say “Goo” to each other. The child says “Ah! Now he’s got thumbody to play with… that’ll take his mind off running away. This is more like it. My troubles are over.” The babies say “Goo?” and “Goo goo” to each other. The child turns around in shock, and then has to carry both of the babies back from the ocean.
August 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.

Little Debbie, by Cecil Jensen, from June 4, 1953.​
August 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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When you want to do crimes but you have to do it legit.

“Life’s Darkest Moment,” by H.T. Webster and Herb Roth, from May 6, 1953.
August 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Did you know paleontologists refer to the tail spikes on a stegosaurus as a “thagomizer” because of a Gary Larson cartoon?

Yeah, you probably did. But did you know that there are some who don't like it and wish it would go away? I wrote about it on my blog:

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A comic depicting a group of cavemen attentively watching a presentation given by another caveman on the anatomy of the Stegosaurus. The caveman in the front points to an image of the Stegosaurus and says, "Now, this end is called the thagomizer... after the late Thag Simmons," indicating the spikes on the end of the tail.
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM