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Probably ought to go with the ever-so-popular passive voice for this one: "A long Truth Social post was written about his endorsement."
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Probably ought to go with the ever-so-popular passive voice for this one: "A long Truth Social post was written about his endorsement."
There ought to be something in the Geneva Conventions prohibiting them.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There ought to be something in the Geneva Conventions prohibiting them.
Then you can move on to "vivid."
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Then you can move on to "vivid."
According to legalclarity.org there's a two-part test federal agents have to pass to qualify for immunity. I'd say they failed both. Shouldn't the Salem police at least look into that?
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
According to legalclarity.org there's a two-part test federal agents have to pass to qualify for immunity. I'd say they failed both. Shouldn't the Salem police at least look into that?
Does Jeff Bezos have to pee in a water bottle at work because he isn't allowed long enough breaks to get to a bathroom?
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Does Jeff Bezos have to pee in a water bottle at work because he isn't allowed long enough breaks to get to a bathroom?
Pleasant dreams!
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Pleasant dreams!
We could set up a bunch of toll booths à la "Blazing Saddles."
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 AM
We could set up a bunch of toll booths à la "Blazing Saddles."
Maybe those seats have been removed.
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Maybe those seats have been removed.
I suppose if there’s one critic in New York and one in California, that’s pretty widespread.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I suppose if there’s one critic in New York and one in California, that’s pretty widespread.
Pippi Longstocking
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Pippi Longstocking
Gee, I wonder who that “someone” was who later ransacked their home and stole their documents…
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Gee, I wonder who that “someone” was who later ransacked their home and stole their documents…
“We need to remodel this house.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“We need to remodel this house.”
Didn't you know all our military defeats were because of a lack of enthusiasm?
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Didn't you know all our military defeats were because of a lack of enthusiasm?
Why is he talking to the ceiling?
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Why is he talking to the ceiling?
Let's hope that's all it is.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Let's hope that's all it is.
What the hell is in that syringe?
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
What the hell is in that syringe?
Throw it back! Throw it back!
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Throw it back! Throw it back!
See? It doesn't take six guys and ten gunshots to take a man down.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
See? It doesn't take six guys and ten gunshots to take a man down.
It looked to me like he did manage to spray her, or the stream came very close. They need to examine her clothes to see what it was.
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It looked to me like he did manage to spray her, or the stream came very close. They need to examine her clothes to see what it was.
Maybe she'd like these better.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Maybe she'd like these better.
Ooh, don’t let Jake Tapper hear you.
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Ooh, don’t let Jake Tapper hear you.
That sounds great, but if your first shot misses they’ll have your house swarmed with bloodthirsty goons.
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
That sounds great, but if your first shot misses they’ll have your house swarmed with bloodthirsty goons.