Also, while most of our whistles this month have gone to Minnesota, we have shipped to 20 states so far. I hate knowing that the fear is so widespread, but I love knowing that y'all have helped us reach people literally from Maine to California, and from Minnesota to Texas.

(wishlists are also at the linktree, along with the GFM that allows you to sidestep Amazon and help us cover shipping!)

linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

And if you want to support the work, many of our printers have set up wishlists with filament or other supplies they use to produce the whistles. You can pick your favorite color and know that it will be turned into whistles and sent out into the world to give the worst people bad dreams.

We do not accept payment for whistles, and will ship anywhere between 100 and 1000. If you know someone with an org that needs even more than that, they can reach out and we can work with them!

Do not be afraid to ask for 100 whistles if you just want to radicalize your PTA group. WE WANT THAT! 💓

I am vain and love a hat. I also love a ridiculous time consuming old fashioned hobby like turning sheets of felt into hats. Please do not tempt me. I'm so bad at temptation. Also I'm too poor for temptation

Also in the foreground is a white woman in a cloak and ruffled cap over brown hair. She's Abigail Adams and is easily one of the most interesting ppl in the movie. But she's not wearing the hat so we're not looking at her

And a genuinely ridiculous brim at least 10 inches wide cut into a rounded corner equilateral triangle and shaped into walls that curl upwards with gutters where each corner meet to funnel away rain. It's a functional hat for New England. But it makes you look like a fucking dork. It's FUNNY looking

Shit, sorry, forgot the alt text. A white man, portraying American Revolutionary and 2nd president John Adams. His face is heavy at the bottom and serious, his brown hair in the hideous 1700s tigh curled wig style, and on his head a brown hat with a round top just deep enough to cover the head

Please imagine me in this hat in real life. Cause for the joke to work we'd have to COMMIT to the hat as a morale bit long term. At least until the end of July

But also two, I think seeing New England all putting on the hats we wore 250 years ago to protest would genuinely cut older GOP in the way they thought it would hurt the soul of the left when they did it in 2008 but instead we laughed because they are
Say it with me
Very funny hats

To be a minority face of US-led empire (&now that we've shifted further into fascism, just to be a Dem face of it) you have to heavily signal that you will not seriously disrupt the agenda of white supremacy & capital in any way.

I don't actually wonder why Newsom does this by the way. I have a belief. It ties back to both my comments on Obama advancing white supremacy & even why Kamala was so wishy washy & non-committal at best on matters of right and wrong, often deferring to so-called 'polling' during her campaign.