bucket list goal: snort cocaine through a twizzler at least once

guess who learned how to use DaVinci Resolve and is never going to touch Adobe Premiere or After Effects ever fucking again

is Kagurabachi just the new Morbius for weebs

elon is really, really not the brightest bulb is he?

like god damn this motherfucker would come away from star wars thinking george lucas meant for luke to be the villain

Three is company in this latest episode of Cinema Enigma when we discuss Space Mutiny with @arrowsmorgan.bsky.social
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pronouncing Starfield like "Garfield" to own the libs

can't wait until we start getting Taylor's Versions of other people's music

Dark Side of the Moon (Taylor's Version)
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (Taylor's Version)
Discovery (Taylor's Version)

furry drama is wild because i'll hear absolutely nothing about the community for months and then out of nowhere "one of the people who makes everyone's suits is trying to make Deep Ones by putting fish up their anus"

I'm not being managed by Scooter Braun either, where's my news story about it motherfuckers

if you see any feral cops running around make sure and report them to your local police shelter for TNR

stray cops are harmful to the ecosystem and we don't need the population getting any bigger

someone should upload one of those 10 hour youtube videos where it's just rain sounds, except at the 5 hour mark just have it change to a loop of some guy doing the loudest fucking mongolian throat singing known to mankind

broke: barbieheimer

woke: barbenheimer

bespoke: oppenbarber

an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy