Kate
arsenalkate.bsky.social
Kate
@arsenalkate.bsky.social
Formerly of Toastie Twitter, will rant about Arsenal at first opportunity.

arsenal_kate on Storygraph
Hit my Storygraph reading goal a month early!
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Could have been worse, I guess
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Chelsea are a bunch of divey fucks
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh no
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Love our not-a-striker king
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Of fucking course
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Prepare for 50 minutes of Anthony Taylor desperately trying to even it out by sending an Arsenal player off.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
FUCK YES. the only rational choice
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I hate Chelsea so much
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know who’s a winner? Whoever came up with bottled cocktails. Yes I do deserve to get drunk on lemon drops in my own home in the middle of a snow storm, thanks so much
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
FYI, if you saw Wake Up Dead Man and are adding to your reading list like I was, The Hollow Man is called The Three Coffins in the US.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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it was good
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just realized the hot, awful guy* from this was the guy in Good Luck Leo Grande, a great movie

*this describes at least a third of the cast of any Knives Out movie
I need to watch it again first, but I’m 90% sure that Wake Up Dead Man was fantastic
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I went and got blood tests done a few weeks ago, pretty standard ones. Just got the bill.

Over $200. *After* my good employer insurance.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
fuck yeah
@arsenalkate.bsky.social has swears! They've used 224 profanities in their last 1,423 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (56 times)
🥈 "shit" (44 times)
🥉 "fuck" (39 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
@profanity.accountant how sweary am I
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I know it isn’t logical, but somehow this makes it even more infuriating that I’ll be paying the government for my time at Northwestern for at least another 15 years
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I need to watch it again first, but I’m 90% sure that Wake Up Dead Man was fantastic
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A quick tour through my anxious ADHD brain.

I’m going to the movies, and needed to leave around 3:20 to get there with a little extra time.

I basically got nothing done at work until 2:45, when I finally got some focus.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Do we refrigerate tahini? I got a huge jar and only needed a quarter cup
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Having a solo mini Thanksgiving, mostly as an excuse to cook the big multi-part meal in the cookbook I’m working through.

But first, rolls!! (My south-facing office window is the best spot for letting dough rise)
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was ready to go on my rant that “of course aliens EXIST, it’s hubris to think only one planet in an infinite universe evolved life. But of course they haven’t and will never come here.”

Then I saw the replies that half of the population does think aliens have specifically come to Earth already 🤷🏻‍♀️
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM