Artie
@artielazarus.bsky.social
“once again refused a pierogi”
The more sun-bleached the food posters in the window, the better.
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The more sun-bleached the food posters in the window, the better.
MBIC, I still have a full Sterilite industrial tote with power and AV cords not even used on this continent.
You’re never gonna need a SCART cable until the day after you throw it away.
You’re never gonna need a SCART cable until the day after you throw it away.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
MBIC, I still have a full Sterilite industrial tote with power and AV cords not even used on this continent.
You’re never gonna need a SCART cable until the day after you throw it away.
You’re never gonna need a SCART cable until the day after you throw it away.
Weird. My Trump-voting boss says WFH is worthless. And my Rep never comes to town so I assumed he was hard at work in DC.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Weird. My Trump-voting boss says WFH is worthless. And my Rep never comes to town so I assumed he was hard at work in DC.
Can someone explain why we keep this power around?
“NO KINGS!!! … save for this one exception”
“NO KINGS!!! … save for this one exception”
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Can someone explain why we keep this power around?
“NO KINGS!!! … save for this one exception”
“NO KINGS!!! … save for this one exception”
“…JP Morgan, Chase…” sounds like every high school lacrosse team
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“…JP Morgan, Chase…” sounds like every high school lacrosse team
For anyone in the comments experiencing this “why do my Dems feel like a Republican minor league team?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For anyone in the comments experiencing this “why do my Dems feel like a Republican minor league team?”
And now I have Crash Test Dummies playing in my head with visions of MAGA Mike Johnson driving a seatbelt-less Chevy Corvair
a close up of a man with long hair making a funny face with the words `` mmmm '' written in white letters .
ALT: a close up of a man with long hair making a funny face with the words `` mmmm '' written in white letters .
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November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And now I have Crash Test Dummies playing in my head with visions of MAGA Mike Johnson driving a seatbelt-less Chevy Corvair
“Hey job seeker. We see you submitting apps every day. How ‘bout you give us $40/mo and we’ll let you email 3 whole people*?”
*no guarantees those are real people, let alone currently active people on this dark forest of a site. And zero promises about any replies, even receipt acknowledgment”
*no guarantees those are real people, let alone currently active people on this dark forest of a site. And zero promises about any replies, even receipt acknowledgment”
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Hey job seeker. We see you submitting apps every day. How ‘bout you give us $40/mo and we’ll let you email 3 whole people*?”
*no guarantees those are real people, let alone currently active people on this dark forest of a site. And zero promises about any replies, even receipt acknowledgment”
*no guarantees those are real people, let alone currently active people on this dark forest of a site. And zero promises about any replies, even receipt acknowledgment”
I feel like this is a dissertation that I need to read: At a given level of importance in the job matching marketplace, what is the cost to GDP of substituting social welfare maximizing actors for private revenue maximizing actors under the social media, advertising engagement model?
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I feel like this is a dissertation that I need to read: At a given level of importance in the job matching marketplace, what is the cost to GDP of substituting social welfare maximizing actors for private revenue maximizing actors under the social media, advertising engagement model?
You all know what happens next
a man in a leather jacket stands in front of a large group of soldiers in a field .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket stands in front of a large group of soldiers in a field .
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November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You all know what happens next
They thought they could “hack” the nyc mayoral by throwing money at a disgraced old sex pest and rebooting the Red Scare…and lost by ~10pps.
Keep MAGA sipping their own OP Kool Aid, overconfidently playing old hands, and burning up remaining Boomer energy throwing wild haymakers at ghosts.
Keep MAGA sipping their own OP Kool Aid, overconfidently playing old hands, and burning up remaining Boomer energy throwing wild haymakers at ghosts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They thought they could “hack” the nyc mayoral by throwing money at a disgraced old sex pest and rebooting the Red Scare…and lost by ~10pps.
Keep MAGA sipping their own OP Kool Aid, overconfidently playing old hands, and burning up remaining Boomer energy throwing wild haymakers at ghosts.
Keep MAGA sipping their own OP Kool Aid, overconfidently playing old hands, and burning up remaining Boomer energy throwing wild haymakers at ghosts.
This guy wouldn’t know leadership if it ushered him out of a nickelodeon
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This guy wouldn’t know leadership if it ushered him out of a nickelodeon
What happens to your manhood when you have to whine, under oath, that you could feel the impact of a soggy sandwich through your chest plate armor
a pair of red boots are laying on the grass next to a yellow carpet .
ALT: a pair of red boots are laying on the grass next to a yellow carpet .
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November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What happens to your manhood when you have to whine, under oath, that you could feel the impact of a soggy sandwich through your chest plate armor