Artie
@artielazarus.bsky.social
“once again refused a pierogi”
I love iOS 26 cus I miss rebooting like Windows XP. That’s definitely what was missing from mobile OSes. Oh and having some Liquid Glass overlay bullshit obscuring the text you actually need to see
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love iOS 26 cus I miss rebooting like Windows XP. That’s definitely what was missing from mobile OSes. Oh and having some Liquid Glass overlay bullshit obscuring the text you actually need to see
Gather round, angry millennials, and let me tell you tales of the American Medical Association…
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gather round, angry millennials, and let me tell you tales of the American Medical Association…
Reposted by Artie
A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-g... I’m looking forward to the Reverse Rapture, which is my Grandpa and all his buddies coming back to beat the reasons it’s a hate symbol back into y’all
Coast Guard says swastika is no longer a hate symbol
The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. troops died fi...
www.juneauindependent.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-g... I’m looking forward to the Reverse Rapture, which is my Grandpa and all his buddies coming back to beat the reasons it’s a hate symbol back into y’all
@schumer.senate.gov visited my high school during his first term in the Senate.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@schumer.senate.gov visited my high school during his first term in the Senate.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov
Scientists Struggle to Find Purpose of Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov
The only thing worse than macOS Tahoe/iOS 26 is Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The only thing worse than macOS Tahoe/iOS 26 is Chuck Schumer.
When Congress makes you wonder whether should just go extinct, go use Apple Music and remove all doubt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When Congress makes you wonder whether should just go extinct, go use Apple Music and remove all doubt.
My contacts were 20% more expensive than last year.
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My contacts were 20% more expensive than last year.
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his victory speech
a young man wearing a santa hat is sitting in front of a microphone in front of a piano .
ALT: a young man wearing a santa hat is sitting in front of a microphone in front of a piano .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his victory speech
Nationalize LinkedIn etc and make it an administration’s KPI in every election how well they get jobs for anyone who wants one.
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nationalize LinkedIn etc and make it an administration’s KPI in every election how well they get jobs for anyone who wants one.
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
If you send me a sale email showcasing particular products, and I click on those products in the email, and it doesn’t take me **directly** to that exact product, you should be tossed into a volcano
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you send me a sale email showcasing particular products, and I click on those products in the email, and it doesn’t take me **directly** to that exact product, you should be tossed into a volcano
Ah yes. Mark 3:16.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ah yes. Mark 3:16.
“What if we made our $1000+ phones and overpriced laptops unusable?” - OS 26 kickoff meeting
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“What if we made our $1000+ phones and overpriced laptops unusable?” - OS 26 kickoff meeting
In case you* were wondering, how we're going to fund $20B bailouts to Argentina and $230M civil suit payouts / ballroom building, is apparently by skimming salary and annual raises from doctors and nurses treating Veterans, backed up by threatening their managers
@marisakabas.bsky.social
@marisakabas.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In case you* were wondering, how we're going to fund $20B bailouts to Argentina and $230M civil suit payouts / ballroom building, is apparently by skimming salary and annual raises from doctors and nurses treating Veterans, backed up by threatening their managers
@marisakabas.bsky.social
@marisakabas.bsky.social
What I don't understand, as a guy who only does in-house "programming" for data stuff and automation, is how a real dev company like @rogueamoeba.com can fck up their working, beloved products so fcking badly that you have to remove them, despite using them daily and having no viable alt.
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What I don't understand, as a guy who only does in-house "programming" for data stuff and automation, is how a real dev company like @rogueamoeba.com can fck up their working, beloved products so fcking badly that you have to remove them, despite using them daily and having no viable alt.
Very small glimmer of hope that these images are going to royally piss off a lot of voters who usually don't figure into political calculus. So many angles here to rile people: brazen unilateral decision for a natl monument; $250M in this economy!? wtf is a ballroom for?; the ugly/eyesore choices
I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Very small glimmer of hope that these images are going to royally piss off a lot of voters who usually don't figure into political calculus. So many angles here to rile people: brazen unilateral decision for a natl monument; $250M in this economy!? wtf is a ballroom for?; the ugly/eyesore choices
Fuck you, Tim Cook. Hope the ballroom is as much of a mess as your new OSes.
This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Fuck you, Tim Cook. Hope the ballroom is as much of a mess as your new OSes.
I keep coming back to this, no matter how soberly and academically I approach the question:
How is the President posting a video of literally shitting on free speech and the right to assemble *not* a violation of the the oath of office?
Maybe if it was in isolation claim satire. But not Trump
How is the President posting a video of literally shitting on free speech and the right to assemble *not* a violation of the the oath of office?
Maybe if it was in isolation claim satire. But not Trump
October 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I keep coming back to this, no matter how soberly and academically I approach the question:
How is the President posting a video of literally shitting on free speech and the right to assemble *not* a violation of the the oath of office?
Maybe if it was in isolation claim satire. But not Trump
How is the President posting a video of literally shitting on free speech and the right to assemble *not* a violation of the the oath of office?
Maybe if it was in isolation claim satire. But not Trump
Thank you, clear-headed Norway. The gaslights have been blinding here and I was feeling a bit woozy from the fumes.
a man is standing in front of a wall with the words la-hoo sa-her
ALT: a man is standing in front of a wall with the words la-hoo sa-her
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Thank you, clear-headed Norway. The gaslights have been blinding here and I was feeling a bit woozy from the fumes.
I dare you to pull a Trump speech from 2017, watch 3 mins, then pick any 3 min section from this Navy speech and watch it…
And then sit there with the knowledge that Stephen Miller probably has the nuke codes rn.
And then sit there with the knowledge that Stephen Miller probably has the nuke codes rn.
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I dare you to pull a Trump speech from 2017, watch 3 mins, then pick any 3 min section from this Navy speech and watch it…
And then sit there with the knowledge that Stephen Miller probably has the nuke codes rn.
And then sit there with the knowledge that Stephen Miller probably has the nuke codes rn.
Again, Nearly worthless to point this out, but if Biden has said any one of these things, Fox would be breathlessly pressing a 25A insurrection all day every day
Trump to the Navy: "I was president in 2016. And then they rigged the election on me. And then we caught 'em, didn't we?"
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Again, Nearly worthless to point this out, but if Biden has said any one of these things, Fox would be breathlessly pressing a 25A insurrection all day every day
I know it’s cliche at this point but this would have ended a politician or a party as a platform a mere 20 yrs ago.
Doocy: "If a young man or woman signs up today, are they more likely to deploy to the Middle East or the Midwest?"
Hegseth: "The era of sort of reckless adventurism around the globe is over...We're here to defend the hemisphere, the homeland, the border."
Hegseth: "The era of sort of reckless adventurism around the globe is over...We're here to defend the hemisphere, the homeland, the border."
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I know it’s cliche at this point but this would have ended a politician or a party as a platform a mere 20 yrs ago.