Flames on the side of my face.
@artificialmcb.bsky.social
Middle aged childless recluse.
His consistent cameos on Futurama did it for me.
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
His consistent cameos on Futurama did it for me.
I actually really care about Russian dissidents who have had to flee Russia or go underground because of Putin.
We should lift them up in solidarity.
We should lift them up in solidarity.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I actually really care about Russian dissidents who have had to flee Russia or go underground because of Putin.
We should lift them up in solidarity.
We should lift them up in solidarity.
To an extent I’m willing to accept that’s also a legacy of Maga American cultural imperialism but I know Alberta was always primed for it.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
To an extent I’m willing to accept that’s also a legacy of Maga American cultural imperialism but I know Alberta was always primed for it.
Damn I was under the impression law schools were by in large selective & difficult to get through
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Damn I was under the impression law schools were by in large selective & difficult to get through
Peter what the fuck are you talking about?
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Peter what the fuck are you talking about?
Fewer people are going to listen to a damn thing she has to say, that’s for sure
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Fewer people are going to listen to a damn thing she has to say, that’s for sure
But generally I like most Americans, as silly as we often are. Most of the people here are worth saving & building something better with.
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
But generally I like most Americans, as silly as we often are. Most of the people here are worth saving & building something better with.
As an American, I’ve always maintained that I hate this stupid country in terms of the institutions of violence & plunder that have laid waste across North America & the rest of the world.
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
As an American, I’ve always maintained that I hate this stupid country in terms of the institutions of violence & plunder that have laid waste across North America & the rest of the world.
Reposted by Flames on the side of my face.
just like europeans to think they discovered hating america
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
just like europeans to think they discovered hating america
I’m not taking shit from people who still have a king, sorry.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’m not taking shit from people who still have a king, sorry.
We have a lot of refugees.
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
We have a lot of refugees.
Beatbox tetra packs: a race to see if you’ll get drunk before you get diabetes.
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Beatbox tetra packs: a race to see if you’ll get drunk before you get diabetes.
Hey quick question: why are the countries in the Middle East & Africa shaped like that?
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hey quick question: why are the countries in the Middle East & Africa shaped like that?
Guy in Nazi field uniform cosplay: it’s not political! Also this is just a regular belt I strapped across my chest, neat right?
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Guy in Nazi field uniform cosplay: it’s not political! Also this is just a regular belt I strapped across my chest, neat right?
They deserve a second boat!
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
They deserve a second boat!
Currently my favorite gruel is Cream of Rice with broth & scallions. Regular congee is better but when I want hot rice water straight to the face in under 3 minutes it works.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Currently my favorite gruel is Cream of Rice with broth & scallions. Regular congee is better but when I want hot rice water straight to the face in under 3 minutes it works.
We salvaged most of it! I just ended up batch cooking way more than I intended that week
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
We salvaged most of it! I just ended up batch cooking way more than I intended that week
I was *so* mad 2 weeks ago when my deep freezer died but we were having a warm spell.
My neighbor with 3 teenage boys got several pounds of chicken from us lmao
My neighbor with 3 teenage boys got several pounds of chicken from us lmao
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I was *so* mad 2 weeks ago when my deep freezer died but we were having a warm spell.
My neighbor with 3 teenage boys got several pounds of chicken from us lmao
My neighbor with 3 teenage boys got several pounds of chicken from us lmao
Do you have a generator? At the very least make sure you’ve got back up battery packs ready.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Do you have a generator? At the very least make sure you’ve got back up battery packs ready.
When Timothee Chalamet gets heckled during fashion week, call me. Otherwise yawn.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Don’t you understand? The people the Nazis want to kill are just as bad as the Nazis!
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Don’t you understand? The people the Nazis want to kill are just as bad as the Nazis!
This is right about the time I realized I can’t get upset about this, I have too much actual shit to do to keep my neighborhood safe than to worry about if some asshole in Europe thinks I’m defending nato enough or not.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This is right about the time I realized I can’t get upset about this, I have too much actual shit to do to keep my neighborhood safe than to worry about if some asshole in Europe thinks I’m defending nato enough or not.
Somebody said to me that all the people facing ethnic cleansing in America aren’t unique & need to suck it up.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Somebody said to me that all the people facing ethnic cleansing in America aren’t unique & need to suck it up.
I gotta polish up my play list.
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I gotta polish up my play list.
Well the funny thing about that is…
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Well the funny thing about that is…