Matt Gill
@mattgill.me
Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)
no one's doing anything about trump invading cities and killing civilians inside the US, guess we shouldn't expect them to care about him doing it in venezuela
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
no one's doing anything about trump invading cities and killing civilians inside the US, guess we shouldn't expect them to care about him doing it in venezuela
many are criticizing this, but in reality it is way more efficient to keep fighting the last war. We already know how to lose that one!
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
many are criticizing this, but in reality it is way more efficient to keep fighting the last war. We already know how to lose that one!
And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the Big Lots.
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the Big Lots.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
Presumably the neighbors will run out of fireworks at some point. Presumably
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Presumably the neighbors will run out of fireworks at some point. Presumably
ever notice that if you rearrange the letters in Vance you get Vecna? makes you think
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
ever notice that if you rearrange the letters in Vance you get Vecna? makes you think
oh wow mike johnson is aware of a current event
Mike Johnson: "This is not a regime change. This is a demand for change in behavior by a regime ... we have a way of persuasion because their oil exports have been seized. That will bring the country to a new governance in very short order. We don't expect troops on the ground."
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
oh wow mike johnson is aware of a current event
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Did the Sheriff of Nottingham make this?
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Did the Sheriff of Nottingham make this?
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If the crude is heavy and sour, you’re gonna need more airpower. If it’s medium and sweet, I think that’s just neat.
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
If the crude is heavy and sour, you’re gonna need more airpower. If it’s medium and sweet, I think that’s just neat.
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A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
how your email finds me
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
how your email finds me
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we have gone through to a mirror universe where instead of the government not caring about twitter because it isn’t real life, it doesn’t care about real life because it isn’t twitter
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
we have gone through to a mirror universe where instead of the government not caring about twitter because it isn’t real life, it doesn’t care about real life because it isn’t twitter
So are they going to like provide evidence and do competent lawyer stuff, or just get ready to be super mad when maduro's trial doesn't go the way they want?
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
So are they going to like provide evidence and do competent lawyer stuff, or just get ready to be super mad when maduro's trial doesn't go the way they want?
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Anyway I wonder just how MUCH CBS News loves America, is it this much [spreading hands to indicate pile of dead Palestinian children] or THIS much [spreading arms really alarmingly widely to the point of losing my balance to encompass quite amazingly large pile of dead Palestinian children]
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Anyway I wonder just how MUCH CBS News loves America, is it this much [spreading hands to indicate pile of dead Palestinian children] or THIS much [spreading arms really alarmingly widely to the point of losing my balance to encompass quite amazingly large pile of dead Palestinian children]
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Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
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one fun part of this is that clearly someone recently explained the concept of acing a test to him and he has to explain it to us lessers who surely are unfamiliar
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
one fun part of this is that clearly someone recently explained the concept of acing a test to him and he has to explain it to us lessers who surely are unfamiliar
funny to think that the stranger things kids graduated high school in the show only 4 years before I did in real life, but they experienced things the real world high school me never could have imagined (having a group of friends)
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
funny to think that the stranger things kids graduated high school in the show only 4 years before I did in real life, but they experienced things the real world high school me never could have imagined (having a group of friends)
some people even say he's still out there, dunking on Rob Schneider to this very day
My man looks like he uses bubblegum mouthwash
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
some people even say he's still out there, dunking on Rob Schneider to this very day
Broke: Dead Internet Theory
Woke: Dead President Theory
Woke: Dead President Theory
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Broke: Dead Internet Theory
Woke: Dead President Theory
Woke: Dead President Theory
ok I've had enough winter, let's go back to the 110 degrees thing
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ok I've had enough winter, let's go back to the 110 degrees thing
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
Here at the onset of 2026, I regret to inform that I have some weird hope inside me. I think this is the year that we turn them back, decisively defeat everything they hope to achieve. Maybe even enjoy that day. You know the one
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Here at the onset of 2026, I regret to inform that I have some weird hope inside me. I think this is the year that we turn them back, decisively defeat everything they hope to achieve. Maybe even enjoy that day. You know the one
drunk for the first time in a year or two, I find myself trying to sing along to the music on my airpods, which are set to mute when I talk. I am ridiculous
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
drunk for the first time in a year or two, I find myself trying to sing along to the music on my airpods, which are set to mute when I talk. I am ridiculous
now grimly facing the remainder of 2025 alone, here in mountain standard time
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
now grimly facing the remainder of 2025 alone, here in mountain standard time