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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 3h

Time for everyone's favorite game: Man Woman Person TV Camera!

Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 3h

Quite a headline
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Trump to get a 'routine yearly' medical check-up — his second in 6 months

The White House said Trump would be at Walter Reed Medical Center and undergo a checkup after a planned meeting with service members in the facility.

www.nbcnews.com

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 3h

I guess american aura and transylvanian aura are easy to confuse

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 4h

name change to Reclaimed Aluminum Consensual Horse Shelter confirmed

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 4h

i find it hilarious that trump communicates with his staff in exactly the same voice as he posts. must be a waking nightmare

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4h

Yet another incident that would’ve gotten any other president immediately impeached that is only the 127th worst thing Trump has done in 2025.

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The Jurph from the Black Lagoon @jurph.bsky.social · 5h

The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 5h

maybe it's like a confederate widow kind of thing

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 5h

current admin has some issues with consent

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 6h

Tired: Nixon got a bad rap
Wired: That german guy got a bad rap. you know the one

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 8h

"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 6h

Trump and whatever advisor last spoke to him.

Wormtongue and Théoden in Lord of the Rings

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 6h

depends on how mr. corpus feels about woke

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 6h

ok, now I think you're just making these up

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 9h

that's how it starts, give trump a few rounds on this and he'll have it up to 95 percent

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 15h

Wait, you can make news instead of passively reacting to it? Big if true

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

good work, they identified the only logistical problem inherent in this joke

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

many such verses

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

Bahamondaise imo

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

Some of the wettest drugs we've seen, from the standpoint of water

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

good that you have Heater to hold down the fort

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

I think he's still got "spiritual advisors" around to steer him away from that. gotta be a few who haven't been arrested for child porn yet

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

good times for the consultant class

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

gonna need the christian skydiving baby to weigh in on this

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 2d

bad news, texas national guard got rugpulled