ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
@artyewok.bsky.social
An Ewok, A Bird, A Fox, A Snep.

Responsible for yeeting the Amarans into Star Wars. Used to do pro art, now works in SCIENCE (microbiology to be precise)

Pronouns He/Him.

www.flyingarmadillo.com
A jesus candle, but instead of jesus is is a painting of napolean bonaparte.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh god, same here and 2017 and 2018 are essentially blurs for me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(I am looking at possible options for the future if Things Get Bad in North America)
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
To compare, it is almost 1/3 more money at the lower end than I would be paid here for a similar charge position.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It was a Scientist in charge for Mycology and Microbioligy. The income is extremely good, but not unless my entire way was paid over.

Either way, I do not have any valid passports or $2k+ to get my canadian stuff certified anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
(This is my sweet revenge for everyone who has been "Lol but thanksgiving is in November", or has commented "It isn't thanksgiving" to canadians who have a christmas trre up)
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
“but thanksgiving was a month ago” - me, on ALL your posts
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Waffles, no matter how gentle, how many snacks I have, or if I have help turns into a liquid state when I need to trim her nails.

She turned into liquid for the vet last week and oozed out of the purrito.

She has gently been nibbling my feet in retaliation since.
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My family has a bizarre dislike of asking people what they may like for Xmas and have tied themselves into knots trying to surprise people.

It's okay to ask for a list, famjam.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Allegedly there is a ketchup chip ornament that exists.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, she likes things that are super obscure and I told my mom to just ask for a list.

I helped, in a way.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM