Really enjoying these Chinese AI videos taking the piss out of America.

You’ll never see Villa win in Paris.

When are the banks going to realise that the more they spam us with “can you spot a scam?” Emails, the more difficult it becomes to separate the wheat from the chaff…

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t share.

Gas mark 9 in Sydney today.

Impressive away form for the underdog.

I see that Scrooge’s gravestone in Shrewsbury was smashed at the weekend.
And that Blues were in town.
Coincidence?

I confess there’s a number of the England team players I’ve never heard of. That’s what happens when you follow a team in L1 and don’t watch much Premiership footy.

Wondering when the algorithms here will realise that I couldn’t be less interested in any part of Tyson’s anatomy.

Seeing Bill Bailey tonight in Sydney. Anyone else seen him?

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

The Capcha test was a bit of a challenge but I got there in the end…