Andy Seaton
aseaton.bsky.social
Andy Seaton
@aseaton.bsky.social
Unemployed and chronically ill statistician. Convalescing and writing and hoping for health to return.
Doing some writing on probability today and I would very much like to know what the deal is with this urn and the coloured balls. Why do we have an urn? Why do we care about the balls? I need more info. It is inexplicable that we have 300 years of urn examples and we don't have more lore.
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Some half-formed thoughts on causal inference bc I've been reading about it very casually. (fucking yes, managed to spell them both right first go)

I get similar feelings to when I was reading about how the replication crisis would be solved by pre-registration and so
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Playing with Bayesian non-parametrics for distance sampling (preprint out soon). Had a little moment where my feelings about the model were worringly conditional on how many histogram bins I used.

These four plots are from the same model fit, just different numbers of bins summarising the data.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Haven't been on this website in like 3 years, is this thing still on?
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just wanted to relax with some skyrim content but he only goes and uses stratified random plot sampling and so now my statistician work brain is triggered. Work brain is not relaxing. Terrible video.

Also very good, very informative, would rather teach echo stats in Skyrim than the real world.
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Andy Seaton
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January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watched this at Xmas, that's actually Gromit hiding behind there, he just cut out wee eye holes so he could see what the penguin, ahem I mean chicken, was up to.
'Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for my eyes were too googly.'
January 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Up to no good again
January 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can also do this with Lou Reed songs:

Kindly! Why don't you swallow razor blades?
1. seek out any movie description on e.g. amazon, imdb, etc in which the word "vicious" occurs
2. replace "vicious" with "kindly"
December 9, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Well this is news to me
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Re-watching the West Wing and I love the fact that they know a huge news story will drop tomorrow because "it's on the internet right now".
November 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Tough week for my simulated mosquito populations. The creator has decreed ye shall have density dependent survival probability. To have lost access to infinity, truly I am sorry. Next up though you'll get a cool ability to hibernate for years through long droughts, so swings and roundabouts.
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Starting to get a feel for nimble. Write one model, with my own custom distributions, then compile, simulate, fit to simulations. In the old days I would write simulation code and then a separate JAGS model. Lots of potential for errors + contorting the model to be expressed w/ JAGS functions.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Starting to get a feel for nimble. Write one model, with my own custom distributions, then compile, simulate, fit to simulations. In the old days I would write simulation code and then a separate JAGS model. Lots of potential for errors + contorting the model to be expressed w/ JAGS functions.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
The academic grind never stops even on a Sunday. Got to network, get your research out there.
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I suppose I need a first post. I'm a statistican who is interested in ecology and epidemiology. I work on spatio-temporal modelling, population dynamics, and I have an interested in effectively communicating uncertainty from complex models to people of all backgrounds.
November 14, 2024 at 3:19 PM