tried to distract myself at work by thinking about phineas and ferb but it only worked for an hour
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
tried to distract myself at work by thinking about phineas and ferb but it only worked for an hour
echolalia status: jorjorwel
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
echolalia status: jorjorwel
i want drawfee to do some sort of Exquisite Heathcliff where they use a caption to draw a comic, get someone to caption that comic and draw a second comic
September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i want drawfee to do some sort of Exquisite Heathcliff where they use a caption to draw a comic, get someone to caption that comic and draw a second comic
im three squash deep
September 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
im three squash deep
me if i did standup: “all the thick women are wifed up. my new plan is to find a skinny girl and WAIT”
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me if i did standup: “all the thick women are wifed up. my new plan is to find a skinny girl and WAIT”
i do not know how to convince people i mean what i say
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i do not know how to convince people i mean what i say
been so offline canva is emailing me like come back babe
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
been so offline canva is emailing me like come back babe
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He had been originally nurtured among the crazy society
August 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He had been originally nurtured among the crazy society
blue ridge mountains at the location. oh we’re returned
August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
blue ridge mountains at the location. oh we’re returned
having multiple friend groups so i can ask them to rank each other by hotness
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
having multiple friend groups so i can ask them to rank each other by hotness
“fish arent a good pet. you can’t tell if they like you!” you can tell when people like you???
August 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“fish arent a good pet. you can’t tell if they like you!” you can tell when people like you???
toxic britney in the uber ohhhh its on
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
toxic britney in the uber ohhhh its on
those are my emotional support millennials. i can tell theyre sad because they type out the word “Sigh”
August 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
those are my emotional support millennials. i can tell theyre sad because they type out the word “Sigh”
i think got hot pepper in my wound
August 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i think got hot pepper in my wound
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woke up mad sleepy and realized i wouldnt be back in bed for another… 15? hours
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
woke up mad sleepy and realized i wouldnt be back in bed for another… 15? hours
talking to a babe but she has a boyfriend call her mike’s hot honey
August 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
talking to a babe but she has a boyfriend call her mike’s hot honey
for the first time in my LIFE i have broken in a pair of docs
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
for the first time in my LIFE i have broken in a pair of docs
saw a picture of a small bird and thought omg thats just like my friend. GROW UPPP
August 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
saw a picture of a small bird and thought omg thats just like my friend. GROW UPPP
saw several monarch butterflies today
August 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
saw several monarch butterflies today
the weather was so fucking weather yesterday. i was outside for a couple hours in such a state of bliss
August 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
the weather was so fucking weather yesterday. i was outside for a couple hours in such a state of bliss
last night we let the eraserhead baby talk
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
last night we let the eraserhead baby talk
people who are so jaded freak me out. how can you feel that way and find living tolerable! i couldnt
August 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
people who are so jaded freak me out. how can you feel that way and find living tolerable! i couldnt
just had the thought “god, i bet ill enjoy being 35” NOBODY BURST MY BUBBLE. HE WANTS TO LIVE
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
just had the thought “god, i bet ill enjoy being 35” NOBODY BURST MY BUBBLE. HE WANTS TO LIVE