Ash Beaufine
ashbeaufine.bsky.social
Ash Beaufine
@ashbeaufine.bsky.social
Reading Wikipedia articles is my self-care.

Definitely a “live to eat” kind of person.
Truly a study in contrasts
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Examples of dishes that use the tenderizing properties of fruit are bulgogi and galbi.

Are there others you can think of?
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Not going to the Mustard Museum was one of the bigger regrets I have about leaving the Midwest.
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Honestly that sounds great. I love that out of mishap you got magic!

What do y’all put in your potatoes?
November 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Mine is when my mom tried roasting chestnuts, but didn’t know that you need to score them because otherwise they become little bombs…

She still has all her fingers and eyes, though.
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Mine is when my mom tried roasting chestnuts, but didn’t know that you need to score them because otherwise they become little bombs…

She still has all her fingers and eyes, though. 🍜
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Those 3 words together is unholy.
a priest is holding a knife and a cross in his hands
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November 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Genuinely can't wait to bring this up at Friendsgiving. And Thanksgiving. And Christmas. And New Years. And always.
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
If you need a reprieve from sadness (but still want to stay on theme), I submit:
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a white coat
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November 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Scene: me staring blankly at the block of lasagna on the countertop, fork in hand.
a blue fish is floating in a bathtub with the words did i forget again
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November 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Yessss what do you like in yours?
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM