Ash Beaufine
ashbeaufine.bsky.social
Ash Beaufine
@ashbeaufine.bsky.social
Reading Wikipedia articles is my self-care.

Definitely a “live to eat” kind of person.
#FOOD FACT FRIDAY 🍜 🍽️ - Papayas, kiwis, figs, Asian pears and pineapples are good natural meat tenderizers because they contain enzymes that break down proteins.

This is why your mouth might feel sore after eating a lot of these fruits raw - as you eat them, they’re eating you back. 👇
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
🇺🇸 🇨🇦 of 🦋: What was your family’s biggest Thanksgiving mishap? 🍜
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Fun fact: oranges are a hybrid of pomelos and mandarins. Peep their incestuous citrus family tree that would rival the Greek pantheon's.
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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*getting a compliment*
Me: [nah, they don't really mean it]

*getting criticism*
Me: [Oh no, they really mean it]
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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If you don’t have to retrieve the box from your frozen dinner out of the garbage at least 3 times to see how long to cook it? We can’t be friends.
November 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
If you're eating your feelings right now, just remember:

I am looking for suggestions.
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 PM