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🦇 ― ❛ I recognize your craving as if it were my own. You want to control, and the thought makes you slaver like a starving wolf. ❜
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🦇 ― ❛ I recognize your craving as if it were my own. You want to control, and the thought makes you slaver like a starving wolf. ❜
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· Jan 17
updating my #promosky 💫
| Games |
🖤 Elder Scrolls
🫀 Project Zomboid
🖤 V Rising
🫀 The Forest
🖤 League of Legends
🫀 Stardew Valley
| Shows |
🖤 Hell Girl
🫀 Lost
🖤 Serial Experiments Lain
🫀 Blood+
| Music |
🖤 Lucid Dementia
🫀 The Birthday Massacre
🖤 Collide
🫀 HIM
| Misc |
🖤 Witchcraft
🫀 Cats
🖤 Art
| Games |
🖤 Elder Scrolls
🫀 Project Zomboid
🖤 V Rising
🫀 The Forest
🖤 League of Legends
🫀 Stardew Valley
| Shows |
🖤 Hell Girl
🫀 Lost
🖤 Serial Experiments Lain
🫀 Blood+
| Music |
🖤 Lucid Dementia
🫀 The Birthday Massacre
🖤 Collide
🫀 HIM
| Misc |
🖤 Witchcraft
🫀 Cats
🖤 Art
Me, complaining about cologne prices: It's so weird, people keep saying this is supposed to be a cheap cologne, but a bottle is like $100!
My bf: That *is* cheap cologne.
BURUHHHH WHY IS CHEAP COLOGNE EXPENSIVE, THATS FUCKIN WILDDDD
My bf: That *is* cheap cologne.
BURUHHHH WHY IS CHEAP COLOGNE EXPENSIVE, THATS FUCKIN WILDDDD
September 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me, complaining about cologne prices: It's so weird, people keep saying this is supposed to be a cheap cologne, but a bottle is like $100!
My bf: That *is* cheap cologne.
BURUHHHH WHY IS CHEAP COLOGNE EXPENSIVE, THATS FUCKIN WILDDDD
My bf: That *is* cheap cologne.
BURUHHHH WHY IS CHEAP COLOGNE EXPENSIVE, THATS FUCKIN WILDDDD
Tucker and Dale should have kissed, it would have solved a lot of problems
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Tucker and Dale should have kissed, it would have solved a lot of problems
1/3 Man, my love for Frank Morrison has actually fixed some deep rooted issues.
My birth dad's name is also Frank, and i used to get deeply uncomfortable hearing the name cuz of what a shitty person he was. I couldn't even hear the name without feeling kinda sick.
My birth dad's name is also Frank, and i used to get deeply uncomfortable hearing the name cuz of what a shitty person he was. I couldn't even hear the name without feeling kinda sick.
September 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
1/3 Man, my love for Frank Morrison has actually fixed some deep rooted issues.
My birth dad's name is also Frank, and i used to get deeply uncomfortable hearing the name cuz of what a shitty person he was. I couldn't even hear the name without feeling kinda sick.
My birth dad's name is also Frank, and i used to get deeply uncomfortable hearing the name cuz of what a shitty person he was. I couldn't even hear the name without feeling kinda sick.
I'm pretty hyped for the new anti-slug and anti-tunnel mechanics in #dbd. But i really do hope that, alongside those issues, bhvr will also address the problem of the Bully Squads. Y'know, the ones where every survivor gangs up on a killer, chain stunning and blinding, until a killer can only dc.
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I'm pretty hyped for the new anti-slug and anti-tunnel mechanics in #dbd. But i really do hope that, alongside those issues, bhvr will also address the problem of the Bully Squads. Y'know, the ones where every survivor gangs up on a killer, chain stunning and blinding, until a killer can only dc.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
September 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
has anyone else noticed that every hyperlink thumbnail that doesn't come from one of the top 10 websites of all time ends up just straight up looking like a virus?? like, how is ANYONE gonna wanna click on this? I'm just tryna show my bf a silly video!
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
has anyone else noticed that every hyperlink thumbnail that doesn't come from one of the top 10 websites of all time ends up just straight up looking like a virus?? like, how is ANYONE gonna wanna click on this? I'm just tryna show my bf a silly video!
im drunk and angry at the world. bur frank morrison exists somewhere in the universe and that somehow makes living feel worth it.
August 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
im drunk and angry at the world. bur frank morrison exists somewhere in the universe and that somehow makes living feel worth it.
Genuinely it says a LOT that the first thing i considered playing to get over people being insensitive on league was borderlands
BORDERLANDS
one of the most insanely insensitive games literally EVER
THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LEAGUE
BORDERLANDS
one of the most insanely insensitive games literally EVER
THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LEAGUE
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Genuinely it says a LOT that the first thing i considered playing to get over people being insensitive on league was borderlands
BORDERLANDS
one of the most insanely insensitive games literally EVER
THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LEAGUE
BORDERLANDS
one of the most insanely insensitive games literally EVER
THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LEAGUE
every time i try to play league, I'm immediately reminded that the league community is an actual blight on the world.
it used to be so fun, but the damned game is full of pedophiles, trump apologists, and pedophilic trump apologists.
insane.
it used to be so fun, but the damned game is full of pedophiles, trump apologists, and pedophilic trump apologists.
insane.
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
every time i try to play league, I'm immediately reminded that the league community is an actual blight on the world.
it used to be so fun, but the damned game is full of pedophiles, trump apologists, and pedophilic trump apologists.
insane.
it used to be so fun, but the damned game is full of pedophiles, trump apologists, and pedophilic trump apologists.
insane.
Today I drank an entire pot of black coffee...
and I LIKED it...
what is happening to me, chat 😰
and I LIKED it...
what is happening to me, chat 😰
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Today I drank an entire pot of black coffee...
and I LIKED it...
what is happening to me, chat 😰
and I LIKED it...
what is happening to me, chat 😰
man, I've really been enjoying watching the fallout show with my partner, but i am STRUGGLING to not let this bland ass forced romance trope ruin it for me
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
man, I've really been enjoying watching the fallout show with my partner, but i am STRUGGLING to not let this bland ass forced romance trope ruin it for me
Nobody in The Legion is straight. Idgaf about their history or what's considered canon. Everyone has to experiment at some point in their lives. 🤷🏻
August 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nobody in The Legion is straight. Idgaf about their history or what's considered canon. Everyone has to experiment at some point in their lives. 🤷🏻
I miss my wife (a grown man with loyalty issues and a knife collection)
August 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I miss my wife (a grown man with loyalty issues and a knife collection)
Forgive me if I'm standoffish if you describe yourself as being someone who enjoys debate. 98% of the Debate People I have met are actually "I want to back you into a corner and make you explain why you have the right to live, and then tell you that you're wrong anyway" people.
August 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Forgive me if I'm standoffish if you describe yourself as being someone who enjoys debate. 98% of the Debate People I have met are actually "I want to back you into a corner and make you explain why you have the right to live, and then tell you that you're wrong anyway" people.
I understand and agree with the outrage surrounding Behaviour right now. Accountability needs to be held for their laziness.
However, overwhelming negativity runs the chances of them cutting their losses and shutting everything down. We need to choose our words carefully moving forward.
However, overwhelming negativity runs the chances of them cutting their losses and shutting everything down. We need to choose our words carefully moving forward.
August 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I understand and agree with the outrage surrounding Behaviour right now. Accountability needs to be held for their laziness.
However, overwhelming negativity runs the chances of them cutting their losses and shutting everything down. We need to choose our words carefully moving forward.
However, overwhelming negativity runs the chances of them cutting their losses and shutting everything down. We need to choose our words carefully moving forward.
y'know, i have to wonder how much people are getting when they charge people $10 for tumblr theme codes, considering no one can really look at blogs anymore and anyone who applies a theme is mostly doing it for themselves, cuz they like to suffer in style despite the lack of usability
August 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
y'know, i have to wonder how much people are getting when they charge people $10 for tumblr theme codes, considering no one can really look at blogs anymore and anyone who applies a theme is mostly doing it for themselves, cuz they like to suffer in style despite the lack of usability
getting my hopes up sayin we'll play my favorite game and letting me be excited about it all day only to switch up the plans at the last second got me feelin kinda 🫠
August 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
getting my hopes up sayin we'll play my favorite game and letting me be excited about it all day only to switch up the plans at the last second got me feelin kinda 🫠
It is actually criminal that Disguise Self/Party isn't more practical in BG3. Tell me right tf now how this haughty twink on his little security camera knows that this merry band of gnomes is actually the tiefling that hates him. There is not even a snowball's chance in hell he should know.
August 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It is actually criminal that Disguise Self/Party isn't more practical in BG3. Tell me right tf now how this haughty twink on his little security camera knows that this merry band of gnomes is actually the tiefling that hates him. There is not even a snowball's chance in hell he should know.
frank morrison i would do anything for you
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
frank morrison i would do anything for you
Look im just sayin.
If you draw fanart of The Legion and you make Frank
-Ripped
-Blonde
-Conventionally attractive
Im actually stringing you up to the rafters of Ormond upside down and leaving you there
If you draw fanart of The Legion and you make Frank
-Ripped
-Blonde
-Conventionally attractive
Im actually stringing you up to the rafters of Ormond upside down and leaving you there
July 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look im just sayin.
If you draw fanart of The Legion and you make Frank
-Ripped
-Blonde
-Conventionally attractive
Im actually stringing you up to the rafters of Ormond upside down and leaving you there
If you draw fanart of The Legion and you make Frank
-Ripped
-Blonde
-Conventionally attractive
Im actually stringing you up to the rafters of Ormond upside down and leaving you there
recently i finally picked up #bg3 since my bf has it in his library. And I'm so confusedー has anyone else had a problem with rhe game not keeping your character's voice the same? For whatever reason, even in the middle of playing, it'll swap to a different voice type for my character???
July 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
recently i finally picked up #bg3 since my bf has it in his library. And I'm so confusedー has anyone else had a problem with rhe game not keeping your character's voice the same? For whatever reason, even in the middle of playing, it'll swap to a different voice type for my character???
Let's go thrifting!!
Your options are:
- A Goodwill that never has anything in your size
- A conservative run "Good Samaritan" type store that will beat you with an aspergillum if you look too queer
- An artsy thrift store downtown selling used t-shirts for $40 each
Your options are:
- A Goodwill that never has anything in your size
- A conservative run "Good Samaritan" type store that will beat you with an aspergillum if you look too queer
- An artsy thrift store downtown selling used t-shirts for $40 each
July 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Let's go thrifting!!
Your options are:
- A Goodwill that never has anything in your size
- A conservative run "Good Samaritan" type store that will beat you with an aspergillum if you look too queer
- An artsy thrift store downtown selling used t-shirts for $40 each
Your options are:
- A Goodwill that never has anything in your size
- A conservative run "Good Samaritan" type store that will beat you with an aspergillum if you look too queer
- An artsy thrift store downtown selling used t-shirts for $40 each
devastating that there's very little fanart of The Legion as they look in the comics. that art is so beautiful and the designs are so striking but there's a shocking lack of appreciation for it.
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
devastating that there's very little fanart of The Legion as they look in the comics. that art is so beautiful and the designs are so striking but there's a shocking lack of appreciation for it.
Good god. I love gmm, have since i was a kid, but sometimes it is *really* hard to comfortably enjoy when you're tokophobic. I get it, they're dads, they've been through it multiple times and it's not uncomfortable to them. But every time it's joked about, it's never just a passing joke.
June 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Good god. I love gmm, have since i was a kid, but sometimes it is *really* hard to comfortably enjoy when you're tokophobic. I get it, they're dads, they've been through it multiple times and it's not uncomfortable to them. But every time it's joked about, it's never just a passing joke.