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@asher.craves.coffee
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he / him || 27 || dumb cannibal boy
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🦇 ― ❛ I recognize your craving as if it were my own. You want to control, and the thought makes you slaver like a starving wolf. ❜
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A post from twitter user @_hevvig: "his autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me"
September 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
asher.craves.coffee
has anyone else noticed that every hyperlink thumbnail that doesn't come from one of the top 10 websites of all time ends up just straight up looking like a virus?? like, how is ANYONE gonna wanna click on this? I'm just tryna show my bf a silly video!
An example image of how many hyperlink thumbnails seem untrustworthy. While I was attempting to send a silly video to my partner, the thumbnail is blank, and instead advertises the website that the video is hosted on, rather than the video itself, making it seem less like a content sharing site and more like a potential phishing scam.
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
asher.craves.coffee
Back on my skyrim grind, lads 💪 here's an edit of my dunmer, Caelyth Duskfallen. he's a necro-archer who summons a bound bow and raises the dead with every shot he lands! and he's very, very, very gay for his Akaviri beefcake follower 👀
a heavily edited screenshot of my slyrim character, Caelyth. Without edits, he is a soft and pretty dunmer with dark, stone grey skin, black hair that falls over his shoulders, and pure white eyes. he has a skull tattoo on his chest and elven ears that protrude outward instead of upward. With the edits, the image has a lower contrast and is tinted a dark blue, with an overlay of stars surrounding his face.
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
asher.craves.coffee
- phoenix was known in classes for saying a bunch of white supremacist stuff!!
- i dont know why he shot up the college 😰

bro, really???
a screencap from Invincible. Omniman menacingly standing iver Mark's bloodied body. There is no caption, but many people know in this scene, Omniman says "Think, Mark! Think!".
April 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
asher.craves.coffee
"What kinda pokemon do you like? Cute ones, cool ones?"

Naw dude, the fucked up weird ones that would probably all have a shitty grunge band together
Mimikyu - A pokemon which poorly disguises itself as Pikachu. It has a slumped over cloth body with a scribbled face and a stick for a tail Croagunk - A pokemon which resembles a bipedal frog. It has snarky eyes and a wide smirking mouth Scrafty - a pokemon which looks like an average punk kid. It resembles a lizard with droopy eyes and dark eyeshadow, a mohawk, and looks as though it's holding up baggy pants. Mareanie - a pokemon which resembles a sea urchin, though the design of the spikes cascade down over its face and body, resembling hair. It has droopy eyes and sharp teeth, and sort of looks like it hasn't slept in days.
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
asher.craves.coffee
The comedic timing in this game was absolutely phenomenal.
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
asher.craves.coffee
I am never going to forget this moment, seeing three whole people barreling around the corner to burn Wesker's retnas into nothingness is just the funniest shit
March 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
asher.craves.coffee
Be sure to double check posts you think have alt text before you repost them. Apparently people are now adding a graphic to make it look like something has alt text, even if it doesn't. This is shameful and embarrassing as fuck.
A screenshot of a bluesky post from nousefortrump, photo of a cross-stitch with the text "Warning: this is proof that i have the patience to stab something 1,000 times". The bottom right corner of the image indicates that there is alt text, however enlarging the photo to see the alt text reveals that there is none and the user simply added an [ALT] graphic to the image, ultimately doing MORE work to avoid something that is incredibly easy to do and would have taken less effort to accomplish. A screenshot of a bluesky post from nousefortrump, photo of a cross-stitch with the text "Warning: this is proof that i have the patience to stab something 1,000 times". The bottom right corner of the image indicates that there is alt text, however enlarging the photo to see the alt text reveals that there is none and the user simply added an [ALT] graphic to the image, ultimately doing MORE work to avoid something that is incredibly easy to do and would have taken less effort to accomplish.
March 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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An absolutely EXPERT loop and last second hatch find from the homie! #dbd
February 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
asher.craves.coffee
I'm curious. Has anyone else who plays #pokemongo come across people who have pokemon named things like this? Does anyone know what it is?

My brain demands that it's a sign of a bot user, but who knows, maybe it's an organization tactic.

I just find it strange that multiple accounts have these.
A screencap of a strange, nonsensical Pokemon nickname in Pokemon Go A screencap of a strange, nonsensical Pokemon nickname in Pokemon Go A screencap of a strange, nonsensical Pokemon nickname in Pokemon Go
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
asher.craves.coffee
I BROKE IT LMFAO-
A screenshot of bluesky. "This feed is empty! You may need to follow more users or tune your language settings". This happened after muting several political buzzwords, because it was the only thing on my feed for some reason.
February 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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my finest attempt at creating The Legion in #everskies . The mask is a concoction of about 17 different eyeliners.
An Everskies screenshot of my best recreation of The Legion from Dead By Daylight. A young man in bloodied black clothes, with a leather jacket, his classic smiley mask, and a neck tattoo. The backdrop is a chainlink fence and a low-saturated forest, with an "Access Denied" sign attached to the fence, and an asphalt street under his shoes.
February 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
asher.craves.coffee
posting again so bsky actually shows this as a video and not a link

throwing myself into the arms of Frank Morrison Legion DBD <3
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
asher.craves.coffee
i dont think yall understand how bad i need this oracle deck. it has been lodged in my brain for WEEKS. every single day the thoughts are flooding me. it's calling to me like a damn siren.
a spread of cards from the Cave Of Sybil Oracle Deck. The style is sketchy and grungy, with black shadows being fbe most prominent color. The imagery features things like skulls and emaciated bodies, with accents of blood red and saint yellow. The cards feel dismal and foreboding, like the thing in the corner of your vision that you don't want to acknowledge, but know you'll have to face someday.
February 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
asher.craves.coffee
BRUH THIS SHIT.
Actual brainrot. I am so sorry for your screenreader in advance. A screenshot of a post. Originally the post is a photo of a cat, but the poster and cat have been cropped out for privacy. The caption is supposed to be the cat speaking and reads as follows: "Ohe hai,, do annybodey needed an KISSEY ,? Becass ime gotted LOTS fore yuo okey"
February 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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made a new pokemon go and got gifts to send! add me! 🥰

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my pokemon go friend code, with a QR scanner.
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
asher.craves.coffee
mom made tiddy cookies AUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
sugar cookies on a pan. they all have a single pink Hershey's Kiss in the center to make them resemble boobs.
February 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
asher.craves.coffee
one of Alex's sprites from stardew valley
February 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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It's working
Body horror warning. A really bizarre ad. Displays a pair of CG legs- One is perfectly normal, but the other is bloated in unnatural ways. Caption above is black uppercase text on a yellow background: "HOW TO DRAIN LYMPH FLUID NATURALLY"
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
asher.craves.coffee
He's the one!
A screenshot convo between me and my partner; Me: I can't wait for you to be home my love! I wanna make you a good dinner and give you lots of love and happiness 🥰 Him: That sounds very very nice... Me: (in zalgo text) and practice witchcraft on you 👁️👁️ Him: Sure, I'm okay with that
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
asher.craves.coffee
Ooga booga I guess!
February 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Blank version!
A blank chart of pokemon starters throughout the years, with fire on top, grass in the middle, and water on the bottom.
February 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
asher.craves.coffee
Methinks I like my grass pokemon! I gotta appreciate how even my switchup is though!

Blank chart in the comments so others can play along! 👇👇
A chart of pokemon starters throughout the years. My path is: Bulbasaur, Cyndaquil, Treecko, Piplup, Snivey, Fennekin, Rowlet, Sobble, and Sprigatito.
February 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
asher.craves.coffee
adding alt text cuz this is an important one 💪
A screenshotted post by Robert Reich: "Let me emphasize: Elon Musk has not been confirmed by Congress. His "department" was never actually enacted. No one other than Trump had given him any authority. Democrats and any Republicans with a spine need to step in and stop this madness. Call your rep now (202) 224-3121"
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
asher.craves.coffee
BRO STOP MAKING THRESH HOT, I'M BUT A HUMBLE GAY 😩
A screenshot of Thresh specifically from Wild Rift. Normally Thresh is quite skeletal, like a grim reaper. But here, he is a fully fleshed and attractive man wearing spectral armor.
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM