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Ashes or Bones
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Pope of New Atheism. Grand unifier of all atheist clans. Now accepting tithes for my hard work.
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Ronald Reagan
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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…Warlords!
Phil Hartman in a classic SNL sketch where he’s taking other peoples’ burgers at McDonald’s and explaining how warlords (not like him of course) pressure weaker people out of their goods
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys announcing to the world, “You make my words I’m gonna get my Level 4”
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Sometimes I photograph the forest
A photo of a mysterious fern-covered forest, somewhere in the PNW, the Thick Gray robbing the viewer of proper distance.
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Ryu getting shot
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Weird Al doing the Close Encounters mashed potatoes thing
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Hwat in the John Carpenter
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Eric’s Premium Prices
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Damn, that Smiling Friends guy can be pretty racist
Zach Hadel defending Jontron spouting white replacement garbage. Supposedly deleted, but no apology
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Papa John, lover of eating 40 pizzas in under 30 days. Stay tuned,
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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My favorite Kate Bush track
Bjork reviewing Kate Bush’s Sensual World. “I used to be a big Kate Bush fan when I was about 12, when her first record came out. But I was really disappointed with Hounds of Love. It’s not enough really to just listen to it once. I like it.” (Four stars)
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Marquee for and from The Guy Who Plays Mr. Belvedere Fan Club, perhaps the best SNL sketch ever
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Homer smoking cigs
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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dumb skyrim horse
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Gilda the robobrain making sexual advances toward the Soul Survivor. “Keep it up, Tiger, and we’ll find out if you can handle how much woman I am.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Homer refusing to stay mad at an old rancid long sandwich he had been picking at over several days, without refrigerating between bites for some reason omg
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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McCabe to Mrs Miller:
Bart to Jessica Lovejoy: “You’re turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Far Side strip where a scientist dons a dog translator but all dogs seem interested in saying to the scientist are various forms of “Hey!”
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Beret-wearing Roy Campbell from Metal Gear Solid but you can also see his skull
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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The classic Simpsons gag where token sleaze attorney Lionel Hutz attempts to imagine a dystopian world without lawyers, but the image bubble he imagines is instead of people of all walks of life around the world holding hands in peace and harmony in front of an idyllic rainbow; naturally Mr. Hutz shudders at the thought of such utopian bliss.
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Rev Lovejoy and is trains
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Frog from Chrono Trigger
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Pink Floyd’s Animals
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The German lyrics repeated at the end of Darts of Pleasure Ich heiße Superfantastisch! Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch! Ich heiße Superfantastisch!
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM