Ashley Rattner
@ashleyrattner.bsky.social
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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I've made thousands of annoying little witticisms
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Monopoly of the life elements
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I made bread last week and support this message
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
Do you think Gen Z knows about Linkin Park
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Raised the seat on my exercise bike and I feel like a new person
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.
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This but for the truest art form, literary criticism
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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Getting increasingly aggressive Instagram ads for hypnosis
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mikelindgren.bsky.social
look at these cool stamps, Dr R
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Not TIAA emailing me on my birthday to remind me I can't retire for like another 28 years
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I just hate receiving emails regardless of the content
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meganlcook.bsky.social
Historical novel about Black Revolutionary War veteran Ichabod Twilight when?

If that’s not a name for a well-researched Bildungsroman, IDK what is
Historical marker reading “Black Heritage Trail NH
- WARNER

The names of four Black men are etched on this Soldiers Monument representing three different wars. Ichabod Twilight served for three years in the Continental Army and after his service lived in Corinth, VT. William Bradish served in the War of 1812 and is buried in Warner's Poor Farm Cemetery. Cousins James and John F. Haskell served in the Civil War. James served with the 54th Massachusetts Colored Regiment.
John F. served with the 45th United States Colored Infantry. Both cousins are buried in the Maplewood Cemetery in Salisbury, NH. These soldiers' stories represent a small part of the rich history of Warner's Black community
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When I die please go on a long digression in my obituary about how you wanted to tell me that I couldn't say boo to a goose but despite this inclination you refrained
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burrata.bsky.social
One of my biggest beefs with AI writing is that basically all that’s good in prose, from the chaotic grammar of a dril post to the well-observed imperfection of C. McCarthy dialog to Dickinson’s ambiguous dashes, comes from idiosyncrasy if not error. Writing isnt bloodless communication, it’s style!
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Normalize being weak and contemptible in appearance but also a ready wit capable of capital repartees
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You know that William Lloyd Garrison is a good writer because the obituary he wrote for Benjamin Lundy in the Liberator is absolutely glowing yet also casually drops that Lundy is "weak and contemptible" in appearance
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Preferably with Dorinda so we can talk about the Shakers
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ISO university press that can get me on Watch What Happens Live