Asher
@ashnonymous.bsky.social
NYC teacher, mostly skeet about wrestling, terribly pleasant
If NaNoWriMo was in March I bet, I could really do it!
What's that?
The starting month is arbitrary, and I can actually begin at any time, even right now if I wanted?
How about you shut up, I'm very busy thinking about going on the elliptical today. #NerYearNewYou
What's that?
The starting month is arbitrary, and I can actually begin at any time, even right now if I wanted?
How about you shut up, I'm very busy thinking about going on the elliptical today. #NerYearNewYou
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If NaNoWriMo was in March I bet, I could really do it!
What's that?
The starting month is arbitrary, and I can actually begin at any time, even right now if I wanted?
How about you shut up, I'm very busy thinking about going on the elliptical today. #NerYearNewYou
What's that?
The starting month is arbitrary, and I can actually begin at any time, even right now if I wanted?
How about you shut up, I'm very busy thinking about going on the elliptical today. #NerYearNewYou
The Men's World champion, Women's World Champion, the TBS champion/half the women's Tag champions all come from the most magical place on earth, Long Island. #AEWDyNaMiTe
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The Men's World champion, Women's World Champion, the TBS champion/half the women's Tag champions all come from the most magical place on earth, Long Island. #AEWDyNaMiTe
Mina will need her own citrus or juice boy to counter this afront #AEWDynamite
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mina will need her own citrus or juice boy to counter this afront #AEWDynamite
What is the name of the Hangman Swerve tag team? #AEWDYNAMITE
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
What is the name of the Hangman Swerve tag team? #AEWDYNAMITE
Sometimes I mute people who post political stuff, likely not that I don't agree, but I'm burnt out
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes I mute people who post political stuff, likely not that I don't agree, but I'm burnt out
I'm picking gifts for next year to feel better
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm picking gifts for next year to feel better
I'm not sure about this ROH YouTube timer thing other than TK buying Gainax confirmed
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm not sure about this ROH YouTube timer thing other than TK buying Gainax confirmed
Everyone seems crazy and upset about things today so im going to the store and buying a big bag of snickers to fix you all right up
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Everyone seems crazy and upset about things today so im going to the store and buying a big bag of snickers to fix you all right up
For the rest of the year, in lieu of rocking my big fluffy beard, I will instead be rocking a short, neatly cropped beard, with accompanying big fluffy mustache. The floor is open to questions at this time.
December 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
For the rest of the year, in lieu of rocking my big fluffy beard, I will instead be rocking a short, neatly cropped beard, with accompanying big fluffy mustache. The floor is open to questions at this time.
My idea, we build up Darby and do a fourth pillars match for the title at a ppv near his home town.... and then Sammy steals the victory. #AEW
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My idea, we build up Darby and do a fourth pillars match for the title at a ppv near his home town.... and then Sammy steals the victory. #AEW
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Mark Briscoe's hair is suddenly thicker than mine again #AEWworldsEND
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mark Briscoe's hair is suddenly thicker than mine again #AEWworldsEND
I'm guessing Takeshita will get his win back when Okada challenges for the NJPW title #AEwWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm guessing Takeshita will get his win back when Okada challenges for the NJPW title #AEwWorldsEnd
So do we all agree its thekla standing over statlander at the end of that match #aewWorldsENd
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So do we all agree its thekla standing over statlander at the end of that match #aewWorldsENd
Always happy to see Mark Davis entirely because of his awesome #HeyEW appearance #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Always happy to see Mark Davis entirely because of his awesome #HeyEW appearance #AEWWorldsEnd
I had the same issue in Hammerstein, Ortiz' music is just confusing and I bet he would have gotten a bigger pop if the music had a bigger pop #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I had the same issue in Hammerstein, Ortiz' music is just confusing and I bet he would have gotten a bigger pop if the music had a bigger pop #AEWWorldsEnd
I imagine the hardest part of the negotiations will be TK trying to explain to Mick Foley he needs to get paid more than just getting to be Santa Claus in Hammerstein Ballroom. #AEW
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I imagine the hardest part of the negotiations will be TK trying to explain to Mick Foley he needs to get paid more than just getting to be Santa Claus in Hammerstein Ballroom. #AEW
I could break down these boxes and bring them out to the garbage........or I could pile them all up in front of the front door to prevent some of the cold from getting in.
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I could break down these boxes and bring them out to the garbage........or I could pile them all up in front of the front door to prevent some of the cold from getting in.
I cant be sure yet but im afraid my friend may have made the bold choice of surprising me with some sort of pet for Christmas that I guess i will leave at their house when I go.
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I cant be sure yet but im afraid my friend may have made the bold choice of surprising me with some sort of pet for Christmas that I guess i will leave at their house when I go.
This holiday season, I just want a hula-hoop
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This holiday season, I just want a hula-hoop
If you see this, post a robot.
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you see this, post a robot.