Ash Starkiller
@ashstarkiller.bsky.social
Geek. Cannabis enthusiast.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Ad astra per aspera.
He/him/his
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A Special Message to all Nazis and Zionists: https://imgur.com/a/EgRvxQR
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Ad astra per aspera.
He/him/his
🇺🇦🇵🇸🏴☠️
A Special Message to all Nazis and Zionists: https://imgur.com/a/EgRvxQR
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Ash Starkiller
@ashstarkiller.bsky.social
· Jul 27
I hereby and forever henceforth will refer to Star Wars as Sad Wars.
I will not explain further.
I will not explain further.
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“Star Trek should be serious!!!”
Meanwhile, Star Trek:
Meanwhile, Star Trek:
July 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Star Trek should be serious!!!”
Meanwhile, Star Trek:
Meanwhile, Star Trek:
I hereby and forever henceforth will refer to Star Wars as Sad Wars.
I will not explain further.
I will not explain further.
July 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hereby and forever henceforth will refer to Star Wars as Sad Wars.
I will not explain further.
I will not explain further.
David Corenswet.
Post-RotJ Luke.
That's the tweet.
Actually no, this is the tweet:
@lucasfilm don't play with me.
I've seen what you do.
I've seen what you've done.
We are so close to greatness.
Do. Not. Ruin. This.
Post-RotJ Luke.
That's the tweet.
Actually no, this is the tweet:
@lucasfilm don't play with me.
I've seen what you do.
I've seen what you've done.
We are so close to greatness.
Do. Not. Ruin. This.
a man is standing in a hallway with the words just putting some feelers out above him
ALT: a man is standing in a hallway with the words just putting some feelers out above him
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
David Corenswet.
Post-RotJ Luke.
That's the tweet.
Actually no, this is the tweet:
@lucasfilm don't play with me.
I've seen what you do.
I've seen what you've done.
We are so close to greatness.
Do. Not. Ruin. This.
Post-RotJ Luke.
That's the tweet.
Actually no, this is the tweet:
@lucasfilm don't play with me.
I've seen what you do.
I've seen what you've done.
We are so close to greatness.
Do. Not. Ruin. This.
CAN WE PLEASE MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM THE PREQUEL AND OT ERAS.
July 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
CAN WE PLEASE MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM THE PREQUEL AND OT ERAS.
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May 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Presented without comment:
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I’m sorry. I saw these and now you have to as well.
May 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m sorry. I saw these and now you have to as well.
The end of A New Hope hits different after Andor. The Rebellion fought, bled, and died for years just so three random dudes could show up last minute, press a few buttons, and get all the credit. Give the farm boy his shiny medal while the real heroes are dead in a ditch.
a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
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May 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The end of A New Hope hits different after Andor. The Rebellion fought, bled, and died for years just so three random dudes could show up last minute, press a few buttons, and get all the credit. Give the farm boy his shiny medal while the real heroes are dead in a ditch.
B2EMO: When Cassian is coming back?
May 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
B2EMO: When Cassian is coming back?
So what happens to Luthen’s ship? I would’ve thought Kleya would’ve taken it. But obviously that didn’t happen.
Does the Empire have an Imperial impound lot?
Does the Empire have an Imperial impound lot?
May 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So what happens to Luthen’s ship? I would’ve thought Kleya would’ve taken it. But obviously that didn’t happen.
Does the Empire have an Imperial impound lot?
Does the Empire have an Imperial impound lot?
HE HAD A SON 😩😥😢😭
a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
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May 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
HE HAD A SON 😩😥😢😭
Where is @cstribs.bsky.social?!?! The Pope is Chicagoan and they’re gonna replace communion wine with Malört (probably).
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Where is @cstribs.bsky.social?!?! The Pope is Chicagoan and they’re gonna replace communion wine with Malört (probably).
Building the rebellion one Lego brick at a time, watching #Andor for “research,” and letting the #Dogwalkers handle the…uh…”high ground.”
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Building the rebellion one Lego brick at a time, watching #Andor for “research,” and letting the #Dogwalkers handle the…uh…”high ground.”
Omg! I know @charlieashby.bsky.social would go crazy for this! Right @impsenatepod.bsky.social?
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Omg! I know @charlieashby.bsky.social would go crazy for this! Right @impsenatepod.bsky.social?
[deep sigh] Pulling this old meme out again for painfully obvious reasons. Any guesses when I last used it? (Hint: Rhymes with Shwenty-Shwenty.) #TotallyStableGenius #FinePeople #VeryFine #HereWeGoAgain
April 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
[deep sigh] Pulling this old meme out again for painfully obvious reasons. Any guesses when I last used it? (Hint: Rhymes with Shwenty-Shwenty.) #TotallyStableGenius #FinePeople #VeryFine #HereWeGoAgain
If you got a degree before ChatGPT, your degree hold significantly more value than those received now.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If you got a degree before ChatGPT, your degree hold significantly more value than those received now.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
I’m at a point in my life where I tailgate logging trucks for sport. It helps keeps things exciting.
a man in a suit and tie says that he is dead serious
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April 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m at a point in my life where I tailgate logging trucks for sport. It helps keeps things exciting.
I miss Chris Farley.
April 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I miss Chris Farley.
Are you this old?
March 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Are you this old?
Reposted by Ash Starkiller
The "Daily Show" host used his hoops comparison to scold party leaders.
Jon Stewart's Basketball Analogy Perfectly Explains Why He's 'So Mad' At Democrats
The "Daily Show" host used his hoops comparison to scold party leaders.
www.huffpost.com
March 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The "Daily Show" host used his hoops comparison to scold party leaders.
Gal Gadot is this generations Tommy Wiseau and you can’t change my mind.
March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Gal Gadot is this generations Tommy Wiseau and you can’t change my mind.
Reposted by Ash Starkiller
While the media distracts with partisan drama, veterans are being silenced. This isn’t left vs. right—it’s about stopping the cancelation of those who served. Demand accountability. #SupportOurVeterans #DontLookAway
March 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
While the media distracts with partisan drama, veterans are being silenced. This isn’t left vs. right—it’s about stopping the cancelation of those who served. Demand accountability. #SupportOurVeterans #DontLookAway
Which is more wet? Damp or moist? @cstribs.bsky.social @charlieashby.bsky.social @naquicious.bsky.social @impsenatepod.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Which is more wet? Damp or moist? @cstribs.bsky.social @charlieashby.bsky.social @naquicious.bsky.social @impsenatepod.bsky.social
Kelvin Spock never felt right. Not Quinto’s fault, but the writing treats Spock like a switch flipping between logic and emotion instead of showing the struggle below. Nimoy had restraint. Ethan Peck gets that. His Spock in SNW feels authentic, like he’s still evolving but on the right path.
March 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kelvin Spock never felt right. Not Quinto’s fault, but the writing treats Spock like a switch flipping between logic and emotion instead of showing the struggle below. Nimoy had restraint. Ethan Peck gets that. His Spock in SNW feels authentic, like he’s still evolving but on the right path.
You know what two words don’t go together? Juicy cheese. #stonerthoughts
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You know what two words don’t go together? Juicy cheese. #stonerthoughts