Ashton Yarbs
@ashtony97.bsky.social
Who are you to doubt El Dandy? 💎🎧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇬🇪🐺D(udesy)iamond Listener AYFKM? Avs Nuggets Broncos Rockies NY Liberty CU Buffs Longhorns
Thank the universe
Injury Update: Nikola Jokić suffered a Left Knee Hyperextension injury during last night's game at the Miami Heat. Nikola will be re-evaluated in four weeks.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thank the universe
“This power play has got to turn around” is the hockey equivalent of “You just know they’re gunna hit”
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“This power play has got to turn around” is the hockey equivalent of “You just know they’re gunna hit”
I’m gunna throw up dude. What the fuck did the Nuggets do to deserve this shit? If it’s keeping Zeke Nnaji I’m gunna mail Calvin Booth a mysterious white substance
(Those last words about Calvin are a joke. Do not send the authorities to my house)
(Those last words about Calvin are a joke. Do not send the authorities to my house)
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m gunna throw up dude. What the fuck did the Nuggets do to deserve this shit? If it’s keeping Zeke Nnaji I’m gunna mail Calvin Booth a mysterious white substance
(Those last words about Calvin are a joke. Do not send the authorities to my house)
(Those last words about Calvin are a joke. Do not send the authorities to my house)
I swear to the fucking gods if Nikola is hurt I’m blowing up a building
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I swear to the fucking gods if Nikola is hurt I’m blowing up a building
Love watching everyone stand around while Jokic gets triple teamed
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Love watching everyone stand around while Jokic gets triple teamed
Just thinking… we give much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to Auschwitz
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence
Yes they “chose” those jobs. But…
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence
Yes they “chose” those jobs. But…
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just thinking… we give much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to Auschwitz
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence
Yes they “chose” those jobs. But…
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence
Yes they “chose” those jobs. But…
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
We thought chew’was a toad!
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We thought chew’was a toad!
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope Santa got you everything you wanted!
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope Santa got you everything you wanted!
Nuggets are fine
One game doesn’t make a season. Move on to Minne and whoop that stupid team’s ass
One game doesn’t make a season. Move on to Minne and whoop that stupid team’s ass
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nuggets are fine
One game doesn’t make a season. Move on to Minne and whoop that stupid team’s ass
One game doesn’t make a season. Move on to Minne and whoop that stupid team’s ass
They’re looking like the Kings from last night
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They’re looking like the Kings from last night
Just had a delivery ask me if I stopped at the liquor store for the mixers for their soda. Stone face serious too. I laughed at first like “Oh haha good one” but she seemed very, very serious about it and not happy I didn’t show up with alcohol
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just had a delivery ask me if I stopped at the liquor store for the mixers for their soda. Stone face serious too. I laughed at first like “Oh haha good one” but she seemed very, very serious about it and not happy I didn’t show up with alcohol
I fucking suck at wrapping gifts
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I fucking suck at wrapping gifts
Guess I’m never getting a queserito before a Nuggets game ever again
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Guess I’m never getting a queserito before a Nuggets game ever again
Just got a Queserito
Still just as good as I remember
Still just as good as I remember
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just got a Queserito
Still just as good as I remember
Still just as good as I remember
“Everyone wants to know what Gen Z republicans think”
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Everyone wants to know what Gen Z republicans think”
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
Happy birthday @judgyjudes.bsky.social
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Happy birthday @judgyjudes.bsky.social
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
Told you fucks
Now stop fear mongering
Now stop fear mongering
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Told you fucks
Now stop fear mongering
Now stop fear mongering
How do you release dead hostages?
You fucking imbecile
You fucking imbecile
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How do you release dead hostages?
You fucking imbecile
You fucking imbecile
God this guy sucks
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
God this guy sucks
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
“I declare a war on Christmas, specifically that nasty Santa. No more naughty lists, I’ve never been on the naughty list by the way. Joe Biden has I know that. Nasty man…” then proceeds to shit his diaper
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“I declare a war on Christmas, specifically that nasty Santa. No more naughty lists, I’ve never been on the naughty list by the way. Joe Biden has I know that. Nasty man…” then proceeds to shit his diaper
Nuggets win on Jokmas AND Katy commentating?
Couldn’t get any better
Couldn’t get any better
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Nuggets win on Jokmas AND Katy commentating?
Couldn’t get any better
Couldn’t get any better
Also nice to hear Katy on the call tonight
Definitely needs to happen more often
Definitely needs to happen more often
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Also nice to hear Katy on the call tonight
Definitely needs to happen more often
Definitely needs to happen more often