Ash
@ashwalnut.bsky.social
idk, man. Very stressed & tired Nice Person™.
Separate acct from professional!me due to oversharing & dumb shit. (she/they)
Separate acct from professional!me due to oversharing & dumb shit. (she/they)
Man, I hope having a confirmation vote at 9pm on a Friday for Secretary of Defense is good news.
January 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Man, I hope having a confirmation vote at 9pm on a Friday for Secretary of Defense is good news.
Do you think we could get Musk's ketamine prescriber to do the world a huge solid?
January 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Do you think we could get Musk's ketamine prescriber to do the world a huge solid?
I have COVID.
It's midnight.
I just sat up to get a drink of water, and despite my health, a mischievous, feral energy rolled through me that I haven't felt since 2023.
Fuck. Yes.
Am I about to be BACK??
[it's probably the fever, but I've been wrecked and longing for 2023!me's level of energy]
It's midnight.
I just sat up to get a drink of water, and despite my health, a mischievous, feral energy rolled through me that I haven't felt since 2023.
Fuck. Yes.
Am I about to be BACK??
[it's probably the fever, but I've been wrecked and longing for 2023!me's level of energy]
January 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I have COVID.
It's midnight.
I just sat up to get a drink of water, and despite my health, a mischievous, feral energy rolled through me that I haven't felt since 2023.
Fuck. Yes.
Am I about to be BACK??
[it's probably the fever, but I've been wrecked and longing for 2023!me's level of energy]
It's midnight.
I just sat up to get a drink of water, and despite my health, a mischievous, feral energy rolled through me that I haven't felt since 2023.
Fuck. Yes.
Am I about to be BACK??
[it's probably the fever, but I've been wrecked and longing for 2023!me's level of energy]
I'm CACKLING.
I read this to my 17yo.
He looked so done and said, "You know how we evolved bigger brains? Because of cooked meat, hooker. C-sections won't evolve bigger brains. GOD, I hate that man."
I'm here for this teenage disdain.
I read this to my 17yo.
He looked so done and said, "You know how we evolved bigger brains? Because of cooked meat, hooker. C-sections won't evolve bigger brains. GOD, I hate that man."
I'm here for this teenage disdain.
January 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm CACKLING.
I read this to my 17yo.
He looked so done and said, "You know how we evolved bigger brains? Because of cooked meat, hooker. C-sections won't evolve bigger brains. GOD, I hate that man."
I'm here for this teenage disdain.
I read this to my 17yo.
He looked so done and said, "You know how we evolved bigger brains? Because of cooked meat, hooker. C-sections won't evolve bigger brains. GOD, I hate that man."
I'm here for this teenage disdain.
Is there a Fun Thing to do on NYE in Denver, Boulder, or Fort Collins? I never make plans and never do anything, and I should change that, but this year is definitely a last-minute scramble. 😅
December 31, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Is there a Fun Thing to do on NYE in Denver, Boulder, or Fort Collins? I never make plans and never do anything, and I should change that, but this year is definitely a last-minute scramble. 😅
It's 8am, I woke up still high from my edible and trying to decide if trying to go open Christmas gifts would be a terrible idea, but if I try to go back to sleep imma be down til lunch.
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
It's 8am, I woke up still high from my edible and trying to decide if trying to go open Christmas gifts would be a terrible idea, but if I try to go back to sleep imma be down til lunch.
I love when a diva finally sees herself like others do. 🌟
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I love when a diva finally sees herself like others do. 🌟
I love being a contributing artist in a petty breakup moveout.
December 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I love being a contributing artist in a petty breakup moveout.
I just want to hug the moon.
December 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I just want to hug the moon.
I feel like this might be helpful in the coming months.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I feel like this might be helpful in the coming months.
My dog is snoring in a way that is making me jealous of that lil sleep she's having at 4:33pm.
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
My dog is snoring in a way that is making me jealous of that lil sleep she's having at 4:33pm.
Shrinking is saving my life rn while I eat homemade chicken soup for lunch.
December 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Shrinking is saving my life rn while I eat homemade chicken soup for lunch.
I'm exhausted.
2024 might get me yet.
2024 might get me yet.
December 18, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm exhausted.
2024 might get me yet.
2024 might get me yet.
I am crashing tf out and way too much of it surrounds the fucking bleak ass future.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I am crashing tf out and way too much of it surrounds the fucking bleak ass future.
Important photo of my dog curled up cuddling her feets and snoring.
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Important photo of my dog curled up cuddling her feets and snoring.
Reposted by Ash
Everybody let your titties out for a minute. Let em breathe
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Everybody let your titties out for a minute. Let em breathe
I was downloading an app, and under the More You Might Like section, I super want to know why United Healthcare and McDonalds were next to each other. 😂🤣
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I was downloading an app, and under the More You Might Like section, I super want to know why United Healthcare and McDonalds were next to each other. 😂🤣
Lying in bed on a Sunday morning hearing Doechii's Sundays Best playing softly through the wall is a vibe.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Lying in bed on a Sunday morning hearing Doechii's Sundays Best playing softly through the wall is a vibe.
There are some facts that a person can be a little too stoned to be subjected to.
Interesting fact: Every 60 minutes, the Universe pushes outward by a billion miles in all directions!
(Image credit: ESA/Hubble)
(Image credit: ESA/Hubble)
December 8, 2024 at 3:54 AM
There are some facts that a person can be a little too stoned to be subjected to.
The 19yo has guilted me into watching Supernatural, and we both are unsettled by the trivia I still know despite the fact that I stopped watching in 2018 and haven't watched since.
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
The 19yo has guilted me into watching Supernatural, and we both are unsettled by the trivia I still know despite the fact that I stopped watching in 2018 and haven't watched since.
Arcane's animation is super cool.
December 3, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Arcane's animation is super cool.
I was planning on going back to school to get my master's, but idk if like... the country will last that long... but also, I wanna live like I have a lot of hope in front of the 17yo who is super stressed about the future.
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I was planning on going back to school to get my master's, but idk if like... the country will last that long... but also, I wanna live like I have a lot of hope in front of the 17yo who is super stressed about the future.