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Tell your dog I said 😤🏃🏾♀️
I have had this for two days. He was chewing on me while I slept I'm sure. Idiot.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have had this for two days. He was chewing on me while I slept I'm sure. Idiot.
If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
I noticed an uptick in AI content on Pinterest. Whether it's labeled or not.
What I didn't know was Pinterest was pushing AI. I had to go turn it off in settings
What I didn't know was Pinterest was pushing AI. I had to go turn it off in settings
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I noticed an uptick in AI content on Pinterest. Whether it's labeled or not.
What I didn't know was Pinterest was pushing AI. I had to go turn it off in settings
What I didn't know was Pinterest was pushing AI. I had to go turn it off in settings
I hate Amazon. They don't get sued enough.
Premium brands under $100 featuring our place wonder oven in the content.
So you would assume that oven is... under $100.
NOPE
Premium brands under $100 featuring our place wonder oven in the content.
So you would assume that oven is... under $100.
NOPE
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hate Amazon. They don't get sued enough.
Premium brands under $100 featuring our place wonder oven in the content.
So you would assume that oven is... under $100.
NOPE
Premium brands under $100 featuring our place wonder oven in the content.
So you would assume that oven is... under $100.
NOPE
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December (but I rebuke this thinking, amen)
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December (but I rebuke this thinking, amen)
I was on the phone earlier and they wanted to play bitey face Olympics on my lap.
I politely excuse myself and go to the bedroom to finish my convo. Soon as I hit the bed, they already on their way
I politely excuse myself and go to the bedroom to finish my convo. Soon as I hit the bed, they already on their way
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I was on the phone earlier and they wanted to play bitey face Olympics on my lap.
I politely excuse myself and go to the bedroom to finish my convo. Soon as I hit the bed, they already on their way
I politely excuse myself and go to the bedroom to finish my convo. Soon as I hit the bed, they already on their way
After a phone call that sorta dampens your day.
But im not trying to mess up anybody else's day so I just internally processed it and went to sleep.
10/10. Thanks Zoloft.
But im not trying to mess up anybody else's day so I just internally processed it and went to sleep.
10/10. Thanks Zoloft.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
After a phone call that sorta dampens your day.
But im not trying to mess up anybody else's day so I just internally processed it and went to sleep.
10/10. Thanks Zoloft.
But im not trying to mess up anybody else's day so I just internally processed it and went to sleep.
10/10. Thanks Zoloft.
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
Someone on TikTok claimed they got this bag off Amazon for $260 using a coupon.
Imma @ her every single hour until she answers because HELLO?!? I need it
Imma @ her every single hour until she answers because HELLO?!? I need it
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Someone on TikTok claimed they got this bag off Amazon for $260 using a coupon.
Imma @ her every single hour until she answers because HELLO?!? I need it
Imma @ her every single hour until she answers because HELLO?!? I need it
There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Y’all know the rule.
If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.
If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Y’all know the rule.
If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.
If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.
🤣🤣🤣 I love watching parrots and ravens talk.
But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.
But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🤣🤣🤣 I love watching parrots and ravens talk.
But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.
But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.
Accidentally got regular espresso shots
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Accidentally got regular espresso shots
I love the desert.
But you will burn. I had spf50 on btw.
But you will burn. I had spf50 on btw.
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I love the desert.
But you will burn. I had spf50 on btw.
But you will burn. I had spf50 on btw.
Doctor: your results look great
The results:
The results:
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Doctor: your results look great
The results:
The results:
Shoutout to Apple. Adjusted the date of a back shot photo.
Yeah baby I took this FOR YU. Duh.
Yeah baby I took this FOR YU. Duh.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Shoutout to Apple. Adjusted the date of a back shot photo.
Yeah baby I took this FOR YU. Duh.
Yeah baby I took this FOR YU. Duh.
What can I say about my idiot son?
He likes being the neighborhood watch (he goes in a stroller for walks), digging through trash, and ummm... oh! Sometimes he decides he doesn't Ike his litterbox so I have to replicate the litterbox setup from the shelter to get him to pee
He likes being the neighborhood watch (he goes in a stroller for walks), digging through trash, and ummm... oh! Sometimes he decides he doesn't Ike his litterbox so I have to replicate the litterbox setup from the shelter to get him to pee
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What can I say about my idiot son?
He likes being the neighborhood watch (he goes in a stroller for walks), digging through trash, and ummm... oh! Sometimes he decides he doesn't Ike his litterbox so I have to replicate the litterbox setup from the shelter to get him to pee
He likes being the neighborhood watch (he goes in a stroller for walks), digging through trash, and ummm... oh! Sometimes he decides he doesn't Ike his litterbox so I have to replicate the litterbox setup from the shelter to get him to pee
Three years since TikTok told me I was going to hell because they can't read and just read the cliff notes about the power of tongue
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Three years since TikTok told me I was going to hell because they can't read and just read the cliff notes about the power of tongue
Everytime I start working out again... (one training day and walking 30 minutes every day), my fitness apps are like "your body hates that" and my body is stressed
Then I yell the doctor and they are like maybe try an easier workout. What's easier than walking?
Then I yell the doctor and they are like maybe try an easier workout. What's easier than walking?
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Everytime I start working out again... (one training day and walking 30 minutes every day), my fitness apps are like "your body hates that" and my body is stressed
Then I yell the doctor and they are like maybe try an easier workout. What's easier than walking?
Then I yell the doctor and they are like maybe try an easier workout. What's easier than walking?