It wasn't until I started working in marketing when I realize how often that happens.

Because that's what's going to happen to Samsung smart appliances

Fridge. Washer. Microwave. They will have a household bundle subscription to add your favorite tunes or to self clean using the app.

All under the guise of convenience

Then BOOM ads on your dryer.

He sleeps at the foot of the bed with my feet sometimes.

Then gets mad when I move.