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My OCD has superpower aspects. Advocates monthly town meetings at Dunkin' in breakaway NE. Dreams of being an economist. Assume it's a failed attempt at humor. Don't want the drama.
i.e., not funny and needing to be explained.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i.e., not funny and needing to be explained.
That we can't get behind a state school football coach should make LESS than the governor we really have no hope for anything else.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That we can't get behind a state school football coach should make LESS than the governor we really have no hope for anything else.
His being known by Millennials and older Gen Z as Cyrus Rose in GOSSIP GIRL was when I thought I was old.
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
His being known by Millennials and older Gen Z as Cyrus Rose in GOSSIP GIRL was when I thought I was old.
First animated crush without saying your age (Alexandria)
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
First animated crush without saying your age (Alexandria)
What THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST taught me was that the suffering got too many excited. They want to be Pilate or the Roman guards and also Christ. I think of Alex in CLOCKWORK ORANGE and not really getting the point of the Jesus story at all.
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST taught me was that the suffering got too many excited. They want to be Pilate or the Roman guards and also Christ. I think of Alex in CLOCKWORK ORANGE and not really getting the point of the Jesus story at all.
They do seem to be selling two very different vibes.
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
They do seem to be selling two very different vibes.
ALTERNATIVE SPORTS! My chance to gush over Robert Browne's THE NEW ATOMS BOMBSHELL that I became obsessed with in 8th grade, used for projects (including a poster where I made fake tickets) and realize now predicted analytics in sports.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ALTERNATIVE SPORTS! My chance to gush over Robert Browne's THE NEW ATOMS BOMBSHELL that I became obsessed with in 8th grade, used for projects (including a poster where I made fake tickets) and realize now predicted analytics in sports.
Sermon on the Mount was cringe. These elite still managed to listen along with Big Nose.
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sermon on the Mount was cringe. These elite still managed to listen along with Big Nose.
As a kid during the Bicentennial, I have always loved the Gadsden Flag. I was sad when the Tea Party claimed it.
Thinking that NO KINGS is a great chance to claim it back but I don't know if the crowd with understand I'm with them.
Thinking that NO KINGS is a great chance to claim it back but I don't know if the crowd with understand I'm with them.
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
As a kid during the Bicentennial, I have always loved the Gadsden Flag. I was sad when the Tea Party claimed it.
Thinking that NO KINGS is a great chance to claim it back but I don't know if the crowd with understand I'm with them.
Thinking that NO KINGS is a great chance to claim it back but I don't know if the crowd with understand I'm with them.
Yeah. Tim Robbins nailed how awful it is.
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Yeah. Tim Robbins nailed how awful it is.
No. There are obvious reasons not to trust any of them, especially Alison, but Cosmina is the one I could never trust at work..
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No. There are obvious reasons not to trust any of them, especially Alison, but Cosmina is the one I could never trust at work..
Not all Democrats.
September 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Not all Democrats.
So I said "I divorce thee" on Monday and my wife says "You said that last week, and then last year. That's three" and left.
And I'm like "There's gotta be a time limit between stating it".
And I'm like "There's gotta be a time limit between stating it".
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So I said "I divorce thee" on Monday and my wife says "You said that last week, and then last year. That's three" and left.
And I'm like "There's gotta be a time limit between stating it".
And I'm like "There's gotta be a time limit between stating it".
There is a YouTube clip for any situation. By far the best sitcom to watch if you ARE a teacher.
September 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There is a YouTube clip for any situation. By far the best sitcom to watch if you ARE a teacher.
September 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In yellow.
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In yellow.
You seem more like a Deslok kind of guy, who laughs, turns and some flunkies drag the person away and they are never seen again.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You seem more like a Deslok kind of guy, who laughs, turns and some flunkies drag the person away and they are never seen again.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.