hi i'm felix
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your worst nightmare, butthorn
*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
i got free tickets to a cancelled Action Bronson show today
August 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i got free tickets to a cancelled Action Bronson show today
sharing this apropos of nothing in particular
Hulk Hogan getting boo'd out of the arena: Raw, Jan. 6, 2025
YouTube video by WWE Matches
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sharing this apropos of nothing in particular
his hair was perfect
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
his hair was perfect
Stevie meeting his quota of drafting at least one dude with two last names
With the 204th pick (7th round) in the NHL Draft, the Detroit Red Wings select Grayson Robertson-Palmer (C - U.S. High School)! #LGRW
Thoughts on the Wings’ first 7th round pick? ⤵️
Thoughts on the Wings’ first 7th round pick? ⤵️
June 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Stevie meeting his quota of drafting at least one dude with two last names
outside of the montreal screwjob, this may be the biggest heel v. heel matchup to date. what is linda cooking
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
outside of the montreal screwjob, this may be the biggest heel v. heel matchup to date. what is linda cooking
funny how yesterday was the anniversary of the "vader time is over" promo and here we are
June 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
funny how yesterday was the anniversary of the "vader time is over" promo and here we are
should we all get truthsocial accounts to speed this along?
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
should we all get truthsocial accounts to speed this along?
this is an insane day for posting
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this is an insane day for posting
fb marketplace is wild sometimes
May 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
fb marketplace is wild sometimes
[stuffy] i gotta blow my gnomes
May 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
[stuffy] i gotta blow my gnomes
personally hoping for a JP the Third pope just to keep the narrative going
May 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
personally hoping for a JP the Third pope just to keep the narrative going
a real power move would have been for a boy band named Newer Kids On The Block to have formed right after those other guys came out
April 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
a real power move would have been for a boy band named Newer Kids On The Block to have formed right after those other guys came out
@slotkin.senate.gov keep MCDC out your mouth cos you clearly don't understand the energy of the man
April 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@slotkin.senate.gov keep MCDC out your mouth cos you clearly don't understand the energy of the man
the beef wellington and chocolate mousse at Richter's Chalet in Dearborn, MI
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the beef wellington and chocolate mousse at Richter's Chalet in Dearborn, MI
fuck i had something profound to say and it escapes me now. dangit
April 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
fuck i had something profound to say and it escapes me now. dangit
today at work we were discussing Helen Keller and we all learned that she had been in a sorority
i said "more like Helen Kegger" and it killed
i said "more like Helen Kegger" and it killed
March 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
today at work we were discussing Helen Keller and we all learned that she had been in a sorority
i said "more like Helen Kegger" and it killed
i said "more like Helen Kegger" and it killed
i am still emotionally dipping my toes in this website
February 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i am still emotionally dipping my toes in this website
hoobernastanktorial. for the governor that embodies the energy of the hoobastank band
January 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
hoobernastanktorial. for the governor that embodies the energy of the hoobastank band
excited to announce that i will be featured in an upcoming episode of the 10th season of TLC's Lunchbox Wanters
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
excited to announce that i will be featured in an upcoming episode of the 10th season of TLC's Lunchbox Wanters
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The Fonz: hey DVS check it out
(Desperate to impress me,he punches the jukebox)
Me: that make u feel like a big man? hurting the music?
(His once invincible aura shatters. His jacket, now useless, falls in the mud & dissolves. The children gather to spit on their fallen hero)
(Desperate to impress me,he punches the jukebox)
Me: that make u feel like a big man? hurting the music?
(His once invincible aura shatters. His jacket, now useless, falls in the mud & dissolves. The children gather to spit on their fallen hero)
January 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Fonz: hey DVS check it out
(Desperate to impress me,he punches the jukebox)
Me: that make u feel like a big man? hurting the music?
(His once invincible aura shatters. His jacket, now useless, falls in the mud & dissolves. The children gather to spit on their fallen hero)
(Desperate to impress me,he punches the jukebox)
Me: that make u feel like a big man? hurting the music?
(His once invincible aura shatters. His jacket, now useless, falls in the mud & dissolves. The children gather to spit on their fallen hero)