Asmos ⛧
@asmosgoat.bsky.social
41 🏳️🌈🍳•USA• they/them/demon• DM's checked every so often • 18+ please • 🪡 @fursonalities.com • kinky stuff and random shit
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Starting a free service where I talk to you about your auto loan before you sign. Not even kidding. If you aren't sure about your auto loan or lease terms fucking dm me before you sign.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Starting a free service where I talk to you about your auto loan before you sign. Not even kidding. If you aren't sure about your auto loan or lease terms fucking dm me before you sign.
Apparently the new car has angry birds. 2013 is back baby.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Apparently the new car has angry birds. 2013 is back baby.
Who wants to listen to the 2007 Bad Religion album New Maps of Hell with me?
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Who wants to listen to the 2007 Bad Religion album New Maps of Hell with me?
Still on red flag for league practice due to cat in the lap 🟥🏎️
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Still on red flag for league practice due to cat in the lap 🟥🏎️
Lando Norris post race jock inspector
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Lando Norris post race jock inspector
You know it's made in Germany when you have a sticker outlining the rules affixed right in your line of sight
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You know it's made in Germany when you have a sticker outlining the rules affixed right in your line of sight
My lease on the m240 ended and while I planned to just buy it out I decided to get an SUV instead. I think the era of fast and fun cars is over for awhile.
Need something more practical to haul my parents around and that will carry their walker / etc.
Need something more practical to haul my parents around and that will carry their walker / etc.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My lease on the m240 ended and while I planned to just buy it out I decided to get an SUV instead. I think the era of fast and fun cars is over for awhile.
Need something more practical to haul my parents around and that will carry their walker / etc.
Need something more practical to haul my parents around and that will carry their walker / etc.
Using a drill to remove chastity cage brb
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Using a drill to remove chastity cage brb
Let a furry message me from FA on telegram. Sent me some unhinged shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Let a furry message me from FA on telegram. Sent me some unhinged shit.
Hair stylist recommended texture powder to me. I can't get over how much it looks like ant killing powder. Is it just borax?
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hair stylist recommended texture powder to me. I can't get over how much it looks like ant killing powder. Is it just borax?
Bought the Costco meatloaf
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bought the Costco meatloaf
Now that I have self confidence and a positive body image I want to bully people.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now that I have self confidence and a positive body image I want to bully people.
Chasing the cats around with Lil Lando
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Chasing the cats around with Lil Lando
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Where are you at now?
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Where are you at now?
Pov you're an elliptical machine (extreme exercise equipment tf)
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pov you're an elliptical machine (extreme exercise equipment tf)
Really sad my racing league is over. It's really the only thing I do at night that keeps me busy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Really sad my racing league is over. It's really the only thing I do at night that keeps me busy.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Putting demons in you (as a service)
Reverse exorcisms
Reverse exorcisms
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Putting demons in you (as a service)
Reverse exorcisms
Reverse exorcisms
Google show me Lando Norris's butt
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Google show me Lando Norris's butt