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asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
queria ficar em casa e dormir até 12h
eu devo ter dormido menos de 7 horas
September 30, 2024 at 8:25 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
não quero mais sair amanhã com minha mãe e as minhas tias mas ficar em casa com meu padrasto e o Tuti também não parece a melhor ideia
eu si divirto
September 29, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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rogerquaranted2.bsky.social
Rappel de service !

Noël is coming !

Etape 1
Mariah Carey en mère Noël se décongele doucement
September 28, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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jairme.bsky.social
Hoje eu estou 100% Mário Gomes (de saco cheio)
September 27, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
We got several requests by our readers to bring back the vampire girlfriend from an earlier strip. So here she is 😎😎
This comic strip from "War and Peas" consists of four panels: In the first panel, a woman with pale blue skin and long hair stands at a window and gazes out at a landscape with mountains and a full moon. She says, "There's nothing quite as beautiful as a full moon over the mountains." In the second panel, a witch with a black hat leans out of an adjacent window and replies, "I could think of something." In the third panel, the blue-skinned woman blushes, looks flattered, and says, "Aww... hihi. You're sweet." In the final panel, the witch, with a sinister smile, says, "The terror in the eyes of a man begging for mercy when his life is in your hands!" The blue-skinned woman looks taken aback and responds, "Ookay." The comic concludes with the title "War and Peas" at the bottom.
July 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
lá vamos nós de novo

Que isso, mercúrio retrógrado??
September 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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salylockheart.bsky.social
If you have never listen to Kassav, you're missing out.
October 21, 2023 at 4:35 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
vou sair do centro de línguas, mas deixo meu legado: apresentei o Lion Heart pras meninas da secretaria
September 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
a Ana Beatriz assim quando eu fui na casa dela sábado passado
fabyollaveras.bsky.social faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaveras.bsky.social · Sep 25
eu contanto sobre o caso do diddy e dos 300 famosos que estão envolvidos pra qualquer pessoa
September 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
Não queria ir pro trabalho hoje
September 25, 2024 at 9:15 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
que vontade de ver Lisbela e o Prisioneiro de novo
September 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
queria comer pipoca
September 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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oursobouros.bsky.social
Ça vous est déjà arrivé de faire des rêves complètement insensés ? Je ne parle pas de rêver de situations absurdes, mais de trucs qui ne racontent absolument rien. Comme par exemple, rêver de deux écrous qui grossissent et rapetissent en alternance. Ou d'un tube jaune assailli de cercles colorés.
September 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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kidakasharts.bsky.social
Made this comic while I first played Disco Elysium. Good times

#art #BRart
#discoelysium #comic
4 panel comic with the characters HDB and Kim from Disco Elysium. Panel 1: HDB: hey kim. Panel 2: HDB: look how hard I can cry. Panel 3: HDB cries so hard streams of tears shoot from his eyes. Panel 4: Kim looks in disgust/worry.
September 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
Pitbull uma vez disse

DALE
September 23, 2024 at 9:57 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
*Nazaré se olhando no espelho e gritando*
GOSTOSA
INCRÍVEL COMO O TEMPO SÓ TE FAVORECE
September 23, 2024 at 9:54 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
hoje fui na casa da minha amiga e fizemos as unhas dos pés e das mãos, comemos brownie e tomamos coquinha geladinha

estou me sentindo meio I'm just a girl in the world ☺️✨
radicalsaturn.bsky.social guigo @radicalsaturn.bsky.social · Sep 22
I’m just a girl in the world
September 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
hoje a minha mãe pediu pro meu padrasto varrer o segundo andar (moramos em um sobrado)
ele limpou tudo *menos o meu quarto e o meu banheiro*
eu acho engraçado que eu passo a roupa de todo mundo e passo pano em todos os cômodos, mas ele pode limpar a casa seletivamente

e ficou por isso mesmo :/
September 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
asorenlorensens2.bsky.social
estávamos vendo tv aí minha mãe "nossa mas esse moço deu tudo de si e entregou tudo" 💅
September 21, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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fabyollaveras.bsky.social
odeio ser assim
September 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction."
September 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM