Aspartame Valerian
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>INVENTORY
You are carrying cup of coffee, tiny dog, stack of books, way too much information about hollow earth theory
You are carrying cup of coffee, tiny dog, stack of books, way too much information about hollow earth theory
More thumb-sized animals!
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
More thumb-sized animals!
The banana bread wanter
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The banana bread wanter
There should be a Pip balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Life-size.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There should be a Pip balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Life-size.
Happy birthday, @alexandraknew.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy birthday, @alexandraknew.bsky.social!
Oh my goodness.
Mmm girl look at him.
He’s the cutest brother in here and he’s coming this way!
Mmm girl look at him.
He’s the cutest brother in here and he’s coming this way!
![Meme photo of Pope Francis (white man, silver hair, white skull cap, white papal vestments (clothing), eyes closed singing (?) into a microphone he is holding in his two hands.
Behind him are a gaggle of cardinals & other clergy like Beyonce’s back-up dancers.
[bluesky is just filling the timeline with supposed lyrics for the lulz]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nsgyq5zg2xin7kutdegnt3k3/bafkreiaknjkhlxavcqjapc3qolshr6jg3wivrz3e5r2ymwoci7bex7gbzy@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh my goodness.
Mmm girl look at him.
He’s the cutest brother in here and he’s coming this way!
Mmm girl look at him.
He’s the cutest brother in here and he’s coming this way!
It doesn’t matter so much what you buy as long as your underpants are well-secured.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It doesn’t matter so much what you buy as long as your underpants are well-secured.
Little. Fuzzy. Sleepy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Little. Fuzzy. Sleepy.
Had the absolute thrill of seeing one of the first (and best) authors I ever edited, @christinahenry.bsky.social, talking about her new horror book, The Place Where They Buried Your Heart, last night at Brookline Booksmith. Buy it and get freaked out!
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Had the absolute thrill of seeing one of the first (and best) authors I ever edited, @christinahenry.bsky.social, talking about her new horror book, The Place Where They Buried Your Heart, last night at Brookline Booksmith. Buy it and get freaked out!
I hope your day is exceptional. In a good way. Need to be specific with wishes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I hope your day is exceptional. In a good way. Need to be specific with wishes.
Do you like scary movies?
(By Paolo Puck)
(By Paolo Puck)
October 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Do you like scary movies?
(By Paolo Puck)
(By Paolo Puck)
Found these tucked in a G drive folder and I can’t decide which is more upsetting.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Found these tucked in a G drive folder and I can’t decide which is more upsetting.
As you prepare for Halloween don't forget the scariest monsters around. I mean vampire pumpkins and watermelons, of course.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As you prepare for Halloween don't forget the scariest monsters around. I mean vampire pumpkins and watermelons, of course.
Just noticed this little face in Excel and now I can't unsee it.
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just noticed this little face in Excel and now I can't unsee it.
As a preteen I was traumatized by a screening of the rapture movie A Thief in the Night which ends with the main character being asked to take the mark of the beast under threat of guillotine.
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As a preteen I was traumatized by a screening of the rapture movie A Thief in the Night which ends with the main character being asked to take the mark of the beast under threat of guillotine.