AspiringHermit
@aspiringhermit.bsky.social
Childless dog lady.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
Why yes, I AM cooking a 20 lbs turkey for two people and a dog. Turkey rocks 🤘😍
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why yes, I AM cooking a 20 lbs turkey for two people and a dog. Turkey rocks 🤘😍
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Video description: Close up of a beautiful pharoah hound who is totally zonked out. She is breathing slowly and deeply. With each exhalation her cheek puffs out slightly and you can just barely hear a slight "pfffff" noise.
Video description: Close up of a beautiful pharoah hound who is totally zonked out. She is breathing slowly and deeply. With each exhalation her cheek puffs out slightly and you can just barely hear a slight "pfffff" noise.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Video description: Close up of a beautiful pharoah hound who is totally zonked out. She is breathing slowly and deeply. With each exhalation her cheek puffs out slightly and you can just barely hear a slight "pfffff" noise.
Video description: Close up of a beautiful pharoah hound who is totally zonked out. She is breathing slowly and deeply. With each exhalation her cheek puffs out slightly and you can just barely hear a slight "pfffff" noise.
Good night friends 🥰 💤
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Good night friends 🥰 💤
My husband is making a batch of chicken jerkey for Phara, who takes her inspection and taste testing duties VERY seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My husband is making a batch of chicken jerkey for Phara, who takes her inspection and taste testing duties VERY seriously.
Phara had her weekly PT session today, and as usual her flatulence was a source of amusement. Apparently while we were getting her laser treatment, one of the techs came into the lobby, smelled the air, and said "Did someone poop?" Another employee told her, "No, I think Phara was just out here." 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Phara had her weekly PT session today, and as usual her flatulence was a source of amusement. Apparently while we were getting her laser treatment, one of the techs came into the lobby, smelled the air, and said "Did someone poop?" Another employee told her, "No, I think Phara was just out here." 🤣
OK San Diego, I understand and accept that none of us know how to drive in the rain, but I KNOW you can turn on your damn headlights so please do at least that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
OK San Diego, I understand and accept that none of us know how to drive in the rain, but I KNOW you can turn on your damn headlights so please do at least that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
New dog bed has arrived, I guess we're going to have to warm up to it 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
New dog bed has arrived, I guess we're going to have to warm up to it 🤣
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Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound lies sprawled out on a couch, sleeping deeply. Her hind legs begin to twitch dramatically as she dreams of chasing bunnies and other innocent woodland creatures.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound lies sprawled out on a couch, sleeping deeply. Her hind legs begin to twitch dramatically as she dreams of chasing bunnies and other innocent woodland creatures.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound lies sprawled out on a couch, sleeping deeply. Her hind legs begin to twitch dramatically as she dreams of chasing bunnies and other innocent woodland creatures.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound lies sprawled out on a couch, sleeping deeply. Her hind legs begin to twitch dramatically as she dreams of chasing bunnies and other innocent woodland creatures.
Phara had her weekly PT appointment yesterday where she had acupuncture, laser, and hydro therapy. She is absolutely konked out today, but will undoubtedly find some deep reserve of energy when I go into the kitchen 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Phara had her weekly PT appointment yesterday where she had acupuncture, laser, and hydro therapy. She is absolutely konked out today, but will undoubtedly find some deep reserve of energy when I go into the kitchen 🤣
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
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This holiday season, we’re saying it loud and clear: We Ain’t Buying It.
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This holiday season, we’re saying it loud and clear: We Ain’t Buying It.
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social you see this pup? 🥰 🍜
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social you see this pup? 🥰 🍜
So what's everyone doing with their extra hour? I took a nap 💤
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So what's everyone doing with their extra hour? I took a nap 💤
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A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
POV: You're eating an apple
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
POV: You're eating an apple
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
Tell me you've never read "House of Leaves" without telling me you've never read "House of Leaves"
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i am going to say something very mean
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tell me you've never read "House of Leaves" without telling me you've never read "House of Leaves"
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She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣