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Jacques O'Lantern

@ass.golf

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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie

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Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 45m

perfect illustration of "cute joke from someone you know, horrible post from a rando"

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2h

Imagine how annoying you have to be to get banned from my patreon comments. Like I would literally rather lose money than see your posts, lmao

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 16h

If you do it 50 times you get an achievement called “well that was awkward”

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 18h

mine would be like a stat debuff noise and then I'd lose 2hp

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 19h

Hi chicken

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 21h

Felt depressed about world, ate lunch, took a nap. Woke up feeling better until I looked at my phone again. Might try putting my hand on a hot stove multiple times next

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

doing key bumps off his little telescoping arm thingy

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

he'd do cocaine if they let him

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

[nothing in their grocery store cart but a roast chicken and a 2 liter of coke] no yeah, doin' great. she's, uh, she's good. haha

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

any time your dipshit CEO posts

Darrin Loeliger @darrin.bsky.team · 1d

Hey, I'm trying to learn more about toxicity on Bluesky. How often do you see toxicity on here? Where in the app do you see it?

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

SNOOT LOCATED

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

it was incomplete without him

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

FUCK this record is good

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

I asked for enchanted monkey BALLS but the guy misheard me

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

how did I miss the new Rwake album from March?!?!?!? This shit RULES

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

Their little stick legs hahahhaha

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

yeah I'm super bummed about G&L

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

Aw man, Ken Parker died. One of the true innovators of electric guitar design. :(

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 1d

greek yofurt

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

that's the face I make when I write anything with Liz

GamerCow @gamercow.bsky.social · 2d

I assume you were making this face when you drew those 2 panels:

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

I'm tickled by the phrase "former poet" because it kind of sounds like you decided you were FED UP with rhyming and vowed NEVER AGAIN

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

(what this means is I am no longer tethered to Toontrack's dogshit reverbs)

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

figured out how to route Superior Drummer channels to external aux channels, it's over for you bitches (unclear what I mean by this)

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

spooakey...

Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 2d

The magic of comics is you can draw two panels of characters smiling at each other and your audience will go ape shitt