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Dial 970-PEEE (the extra e stands for extra pee)🧃🔞 weirdo book lover 28 very annoying
telling my my cat she’s going jail/prison when she thinks my feet are prey under my blanket
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
telling my my cat she’s going jail/prison when she thinks my feet are prey under my blanket
my brother got me a nintendo card so i can finally get is this seat taken aaaaa
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my brother got me a nintendo card so i can finally get is this seat taken aaaaa
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
does my dog and cat know it’s my birthday?
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
does my dog and cat know it’s my birthday?
ughhh i gotta trim it down ): it split at the side
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ughhh i gotta trim it down ): it split at the side
me last week: btw i’m on my period idk if that’ll mess w the test.
doctor: no it’s okay you can still do it
doctor called today: hey were u on ur period for that urine sample? you need to redo it.
me:
doctor: no it’s okay you can still do it
doctor called today: hey were u on ur period for that urine sample? you need to redo it.
me:
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
me last week: btw i’m on my period idk if that’ll mess w the test.
doctor: no it’s okay you can still do it
doctor called today: hey were u on ur period for that urine sample? you need to redo it.
me:
doctor: no it’s okay you can still do it
doctor called today: hey were u on ur period for that urine sample? you need to redo it.
me:
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2025 wallpaper wrapped!! all of the themes i painted this year ~☆
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
2025 wallpaper wrapped!! all of the themes i painted this year ~☆
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how do y’all um… um… find ppl to want to spend their lives w u hahaha…
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
how do y’all um… um… find ppl to want to spend their lives w u hahaha…
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Alt text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Alt text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone.
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there’s literally a setting that doesn’t allow you to post an image without alt text. you have no excuse. turn it on
your descriptions do not have to be elaborate “dog in grass” “slice of pizza” “i decorated christmas tree” “me, a really hot person” all sufficient
your descriptions do not have to be elaborate “dog in grass” “slice of pizza” “i decorated christmas tree” “me, a really hot person” all sufficient
Alt text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone.
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
there’s literally a setting that doesn’t allow you to post an image without alt text. you have no excuse. turn it on
your descriptions do not have to be elaborate “dog in grass” “slice of pizza” “i decorated christmas tree” “me, a really hot person” all sufficient
your descriptions do not have to be elaborate “dog in grass” “slice of pizza” “i decorated christmas tree” “me, a really hot person” all sufficient
opened an early bday gift :3 gamer bri
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
opened an early bday gift :3 gamer bri
had a urine test today and managed to piss all over my fucking hand
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
had a urine test today and managed to piss all over my fucking hand
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doctor acted weird when i said i’ve never had something because i’ve never done something and now i’m fearful yay
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
doctor acted weird when i said i’ve never had something because i’ve never done something and now i’m fearful yay
PLS NOOOOOOOOOO
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
PLS NOOOOOOOOOO
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YOU 🫵 can turn your phone into a MEDIEVAL 🏰 manuscript and it WILL ✅ change your LIFE
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
YOU 🫵 can turn your phone into a MEDIEVAL 🏰 manuscript and it WILL ✅ change your LIFE
i’m sooo glad i showered yesterday because standing is a chore today while having cramps
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i’m sooo glad i showered yesterday because standing is a chore today while having cramps
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i don’t think i have time to finish another book before the year ends
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i don’t think i have time to finish another book before the year ends
for breakfast i had 2 slices of toast with pb, for lunch i had 2 slices of toast with pb, for dinner i had 2 slices of toast with pb.
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
for breakfast i had 2 slices of toast with pb, for lunch i had 2 slices of toast with pb, for dinner i had 2 slices of toast with pb.
idk if i should waste the rest of my energy & spoons showering or doing the dishes
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
idk if i should waste the rest of my energy & spoons showering or doing the dishes
got my fucking period
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
got my fucking period